Where can I start. I have had the mis-fourtune of living round sutton my entire life and would love to be able to tell you some uplifting information about the people but I cant. More commonly known as Slutton (3 guesses why?) it is surrounded by some of the chaviest areas known tho man i.e. […]
Ah Gravesend…. The spiritual home of the ****. Much has been made about Chatham *****, but I believe that Gravesend is the true birthplace of Chavdom. What can I say about the place – other than it is the haemorhoids on the **** of Britain. Do not go and live there under any circumstances! Unless […]
The word “Penge” comes from an old anglo-saxon term meaning “the end of the woods where the pigs are fed”. With the ancient forests of Norwood to the west and that which surrounded the now equally horrible Sydenham to the North, and with the astonishing amount of pigs inhabiting Penge, this meaning has secretly prevailed. […]
Read More… from Penge, soon as you see the Railway Bridge you’ve doomed yourself for life
Bromley, the glory hole of the South East of England, the mecca for young ****** who live in the neighbouring areas. They come from miles around, from such exotic locations as Lewisham, Catford, Croydon, Downham, Kidbrooke Estate, Sidcup and Eltham, just to experience the thrills and joys that Bromley has to offer. Bromley high street […]
It’s been a couple of months since anyone’s done this place. I’ve been working here for 2 and a bit years. I’d previously worked in croydon for nearly 4 years, hated it, thought Redhill might be a nice, peaceful change of scenery. Images of a green, picturesque Middle England market sprung to mind. ****, was […]
this town turned me ****! well wat can i say about it, the fact is everything already stated on this site is so true you have to experience it to believe the accuracy. but what truly seperates it from **** meccas like croydon salford birkenhead,etc is the total feeling of depression and bordem and isolation […]
Read More… from TELFORD this town turned me **** god did i fight it but had to succumb eventualy
you’re not londerners, you dont sound like londoners and dear god its not clever speaking in a fake london accent………. […]
I am from london and i think that it is time for a list of the ********* places in our capital. these are in no particular order. Northolt Wembley Stonebridge Colindale Watling (Burnt Oak) Enfield Enfiled Island Village Ponders End Edmonton Wood Green Tottenham Islington Holloway Finsbury Park Stike Newington Stamford Hill Hendon Hackney Clapton […]
Aaah Hampton, leafy middle-class suburb where I grew up and returned to with a young family. Hampton, as in Hampton Court, home of kings and queens down the ages. Hampton is part of the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames, the smartest part of the capital outside the actual centre, where celebrities live by the […]
Ilfracombe/Minehead/South Molton/Much of North Devon, I am a firm believer that small coastal resort towns (see the Torquay entry) and provincial Market Towns can often provide some of the richest veins of chavdom to be found in the kingdom. When you consider the characteristics of small towns such as these, the reasoning becomes clear: low, […]
Read More… from South Molton, Ilfracombe and Minehead (North Devon)
I can’t believe Basildon and Southend have gotten such lengthy mentions yet the worst place of them all, Canvey Island, has slipped through unnoticed. The only redeeming features of Canvey are; It’s an island, therefore we know if the ***** get too rowdy we can just cut them off from civilised society by taking out […]
Read More… from Canvey Island, a great place to take your kids… if you hate them
Crewe – A sceptic spot six inches up the ******** of England According to the tourist board, Crewe is a beautiful historic town set in the southern lowlands of Cheshire, with a rich heritage in the rail industry, an association that continues until today. That’s the bullshit. If you want the reality, visit the place. […]
