Glastonbury: it’s hard to find anyone who isn’t blowing shamanic smoke up their own arse
People like to talk of a 'Community' in Glastonbury, but that's only accessible if you're well-off and can afford to shop in Earthfare
Bristol: A battle between hipster and chav
The estates surrounding Bristol are looking more and more like the bad parts of Mogadishu.
Wells – Posh veneer, chav underbelly
Remember the film Hot Fuzz? That was filmed in Wells and my god, have they hung on to the coat tails of the 'comedy' for the past ten years.
Yeovil, Chavtopia ten years later- the final chavter
Quite frankly, I would rather eat my own pubic hair than live in Yeovil once more.
Minehead, Grockels come to here to paddle their hairy toes in the sea
Grockels come to Somerset to get drunk, get crap tattoos, paddle their hairy toes in the seas & complain about tractors & the smell of cows.