Wallington, Surrey

South EastSurrey

Nestled peacefully between C**v paradises of Sutton and Croydon, Wallington has heaps of pondlife who lose their way between the two and haven’t got the wit to find their way out again. As the traffic thunders through the main road of Wallington, many delightful young people (who have obviouslky taken ages getting themselves dressed – maybe without mum’s help?) make their way to Kebab world or the tattoo parlour for a nice burberry design on their arses. Wallington has recently had a Pizza Express open and this is one of the few restaurants that actually require and distribute cutlery to its customers. The C***s think their giving out weapons.

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