What can I say about Shaw that has not already been so accurately written by my fellow wordsmiths? Well, here goes! I have lived is Shaw my entire life.

I have worked on building sites, fenced stolen and counterfeit goods, dealt cocaine and had numerous affairs with the females of this town. I left my girlfriend of over 12 years for a local pig with three future single mothers in the making and an ex council house with a rodent problem.

I lie, steal, take drugs, get into needless fights, stab my friends in the back and I think I maybe a borderline psychopath . All of this in the real world would see me shunned by all and sundry, but not in good old Shaw! Here I fit right in with the **** pond life who call this ****** **** pit home.

Here, a wretched little **** like me can fight, **** other men’s wives and girlfriends, snort coke and behave like a complete animal without so much as causing a single eyelash to flutter!

So if like me, you are an utter [email protected], come to Shaw the ******** of Oldham!

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   Oldham – Drugs, Grooming and early death

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   Shaw: The Place That Joy Forgot

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   Shaw & Royton near Oldham, two insignificant pond life hellholes

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   Sholver, Oldham’s ****

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   Shaw, trapped between Oldham & Rochdale like a fart between bum cheeks

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   Ashton under lyne, into the mouth of madness and straight out of the other end

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   Oldham – Nightmare on Yorkshire Street

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    Sholver, think of it as a giant category C prison built on a hill side

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    Harpurhey – You don’t have to smoke spice to live here, but it helps