Milton Keynes - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

If you are talking Northampton you are talking Abington Street to begin your visit, the once thriving and traditional main shopping thoroughfare having its teeth punched out, gaps filled with the perfunctory charity shops, pawn brokers, fast food restaurants and mobile phone repair shops (why is it only Afghans that work in those?) or simply […]

Bedford – get ready for the nice smell of strong urine

Bedford had changed in the last 30 years or so. The Bus Station had been refurbished into the 21st century. So had the Car park, What still remains the same the Loo’s still smell of rotting Pilchards and Piss. Sadly If you wanted to go to the Loo in the centre of town in the […]

Bedford and Kempston “Your Papers Please!!”

Living in Kempston, Bedford, Bedfordshire

The people of Bedford and Kempston are not of the same human race as normal people, as they are the result of generational fear and paranoia, like the Stasi in East Germany or the the KGB, like in the fallen Soviet Socialist Republics. They watch you like Hawks, treating you with total suspicion and like […]

Northampton: dangerous at night, unpleasant during the day

Northampton was apparently once a magnificent market town. But for as long as I lived there, there was nothing magnificent about it. I grew up in Duston, a village 3 miles away from the town centre. Between the stench of sewage, huge **** families lounging around on their front lawns with cans of cheap lager […]