Holbeach, the land of the living dead

Living in Holbeach, Lincolnshire

Holbeach in Lincolnshire, The town that Lincolnshire forgot. A giant open plan retirement home full of people from “Darn Sarf”. It’s so dead all you can hear is the distant whirring of the “mobility scooter”or the repetitive yapping of the far too numerous dogs that seem to be the “must have accessory” here. If you […]

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Skegness – where northerners go to die (part 2)

Living in Skegness, Lincolnshire

All in all the locals, whilst obviously stark raving mad and having heads like dropped pies, are harmless enough. They largely prefer to stay indoors screaming at their televisions about how much they hate (in no particular order) foreigners (i.e. everyone not from Lincolnshire) city slickers from Lincoln, every ****** in Boston, them Wainfleet imbreds, […]

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Skegness – where the Northerners go to die

Living in Skegness, Lincolnshire

Skegness cannot easily be described to those who have not experienced its uniquely wrist-slashing bleakness and the true sense of hopelessness that hangs heavy in the air of this insipid little seaside hovel. From the moment you arrive until the time you flee this ****-******** scab of a town, you are relentlessly stunned at what […]

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Boston, in Lincolnshire, seems to be a run down hot bed of degenerates

Living in Boston, Lincolnshire

Let’s get the good bits out of the way, I’ve met some amazing people since I moved here, some of the best friends you could ever ask for. However, on the whole, the market town of Boston, in Lincolnshire, seems to be a run down hot bed of degenerates. Petty crime is rife, not to […]

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Donington, bit by bit it is slowly being ruined

Living in Donington

Donington used to be a beautiful, small village situated between Boston and Spalding, just off the A52. The market place is always very busy, sometimes it is impossible to park to go to the shops. This says a lot about the centre of Donington. It has 2 fish shops, 2 Chinese takeaways, a Coop and […]

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Boston, Lincs, every bad thing done to excess

Living in Boston, Lincolnshire

well, I found myself unfortunate to live in Boston for eight, nearly nine years. I’ve lived in a lot of places; some good some bad. In Scotland, Wales and England I’ve lived and worked in some towns, some mentioned on this site so I can say honestly that Boston is without doubt ‘as rough as […]

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Boston, Lincolnshire, the land of pregnant 14 year olds

Living in Boston, Lincolnshire

If you have ever been to Boston in Lincolnshire then undoubtably you will have had the utmost pleasure of seeing many a pregnant 14 year old with the obligatory poverty pack of 10 Richmond ****. Learning the local lingo of Boston is quite hard to do, so may I suggest going to a local primary […]

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