Wootton – located on the darkest recess of Satan’s inner rectum
Wootton is a horror story within itself, If you believe in Ghouls and Witches this is the place.
Bedford – billed to be the Garden of Eden, but ended up like Stalinist Russia!
Bedford where the second coming was going to happen. The only coming was the Chav Invasion of the London Pygmies.
Bedford and Kempston: Welcome to the Dawn of the Dumb-Ass
The Dumb-Ass people of Bedford and Kempston, unkind, selfish, homophobic, bigoted and xenophobic bunch of sh$$s.
Bedford: You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
Once upon a time Bedford was the swankiest place in Bedfordshire. But no more. Bedford is now full of drug dealers, gangs and murders.
Why Luton sucks…. a list
Luton is sh*tty, and the sh*ttiest town in the Herts/Beds region.