The Derbyshire village called Breaston, is still stuck in caveman times. If you’re pro hunting, fox hunting etc, then this might be the place for you. Folk who live here are Neanderthals, can spot them by the way they speak words like “UGG”, scrapping their clubs along the ground or their fists. Highlight of the […]
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The perineum of the east midlands is between Nottingham and Derby, this sinkhole of humanity known as Ilkeston has a derby postcode, but is more closely located to Nottingham than Derby. Tourism and activities There are not a great number of scheduled activities here but the anual Charter fair takes place every October and is […]
The late great Rik Mayall once called Nottingham ‘a dark Godless void on the edge of human misery’, which exactly correlates with my feelings about Forth in Lanarkshire, Scotland. Cumbernauld’s little but equally-as-ugly little brother. Granted, it is a village – but hell is it depressing. A grey and moribund carbuncle on the ****-end of […]
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I live here, “me duck”. Loughborough (luff-brə, population 60,000) is a former industrial area, close to the Nottinghamshire border within the Charnwood borough of Leicestershire, England. This is not a good start but the town is home to Loughborough University, which means good- looking young women and lots of chopsy young snowflake males all getting […]
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I live here, “me duck”. Loughborough (luff-brə, population 60,000) is a former industrial area, close to the Nottinghamshire border in the East Midlands within the Charnwood borough of Leicestershire, England. Loughborough people are very special, with very special needs. Famous for its bald and angry amateur bodybuilding boxers (that’s just the women), Loughborough is where […]
Where to begin. Matlock may well be in the doomsday book and it seems that word, doom, features in many of the people’s lives here. With a vast selection of 13+ charity shops that would charge the same amount for the rags they sell as Armani would for a full suit, many residents seem satisfied […]
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Seriously I left Devon to be here? We decided to move as my husband’s family are from the area. However, my initial impressions of this place being a tranquil, unspoilt gem of the Peak District, is a but like implying that it’s ok to **** on someone’s door – which probably goes on here. Firstly, […]
SMACK crack DOSS BOOZE racist HOMOPHOBIC HELL ignorant INSANE ***** **** **** HOLE GEOGRAPHY INTRO Geographically Ilkeston is situated almost right SMACK bang in the middle of Nottingham and Derbyshire with buses and cars being the only means of transport in and out of this god forsaken hell hole. If I was a god looking […]
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i went to mansfield on a football trip to watch my team nottscounty play mansfield town in a pre season friendley the area is a **** hole evey corner you go around you dont know weather you are going to be alive or not on the other side the place has 1 decent pub and […]
Selby, what can one say, it is a culture shock, to anyone from Wiltshire or somewhere decent.This is probably the biggest **** hole on the planet.The knuckle scrapers are in the majority, and thick as doggy doo,along with loads of Poles who like fist fights, and ponsing around in BMW’s, or indeed anything German,[why do […]
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Doncaster, well what do I say, I’ve read a couple of other peoples opinions of it but a lot of them are just a load of bullshit. I live in one of the roughest parts of Doncaster and I love it. I’m still at school I go to NDTC and it’s officialy the worst school […]
