Living in Forth, Scotland

Forth – a grey & moribund carbuncle on the arse-end of Scotland

Forth Village residents range from angry old people visibly flustered that the Grim Reaper has overlooked them, to young delinquents and single mums on benefits chugging Buckfast.

Living in Kilsyth

Kilsyth, home to some of the most nosey people in the whole of Scotland

Visit Kilsyth and see the wonders for yourself. You'll be amazed and probably can't wait to leave thinking... What a sh*tehole.

Living in Cumbernauld, Scotland

The Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town of Cumbernauld

Drinking Buckfast in Cumbernauld has become so ingrained in local culture that it has taken on a spiritual role transcending anything offered by church or state.