Aka Amazingstoke because you really are amazed by the amount of ***** ***** there are. They seemed to start ******* around in the late 90s and yes you’ve guessed it they’ve been breeding since – Argh! The teenage mothers can be seen generally pushing their buggies into the back of your ankles in the shopping […]
Basingstoke – even the name speaks of drudgery, greyness and pollution. I went to 6th form (and worked Saturdays) in the place for several years, and although they’ve tarted up the centre a bit recently, the ***** are still very much alive. It’s a town that has been designed around, and utterly sacrificed on the […]
Basingstoke… Well maybe it’s not so bad these days I guess. Some people plaudit our rebuilt town centre with the widely acclaimed “Festival Place” shopping mall as a shinning example of successful urban renewal. But then again anything would have been better than the wretched cesspit of concrete and **** we had previously. The luftwafe […]
Ahhh, Basingstoke! Famous for it’s roundabouts and general awfulness, it now has a new draw for ***** from all over Hampshire – The Festival Place shopping centre. You begin to realise the true **** horror that awaits you inside as you make your way into the car park. The entrance ramp is full of obnoxious […]
I am extremely suprised that Stoke is not yet included on the list of chavtowns, as it has the complete tick list; -council estates -high rate of unemployment -cheap fake stores Its like white lightening -chavelicious!! Okay, lets take a stroll over chewing gum filled streets of stoke and spot the *********. To our right […]
Upper Stoke, an inappropriately named area of Coventry. Much of ‘Cov’ classes as prime **** territory but I’ll have to mention a specific area, that of the Meadway, Hillside, Valley Road estate in the laughably named area of Upper stoke. This has always been a nasty part of town, and after 8 years away (in […]
Here in Basingstoke ***** are more commonly known as townies, and are a right bunch of twats. In our school they set up there own smokers union, and almost got expelled. One guy has been suspended 16 times for kicking **** into ne one he can. They all sit around outside JD sports smoking. Then, […]
Basingstoke has not only the highest concentration of ***** but must also qualify as having the ugliest ***** as well. The new shopping centre is awash with fake burbery and the squeek of cheap white trainers on the fake marble floors. Every other person is a fat teenage mother with three kids of different colours […]
Published: 5 February 2024 This year we have done something a little different. We wanted to highlight those towns that sap the residents will to live. Bland, boring, soulless, uncultured middle-England municipalities of mediocrity, that imbue the inhabitants with an almost terminal case of ennui and you delivered. The top 20 most depressing towns in […]
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Finally it’s here. Our first ever best places to live in England poll 2023, as voted for by 67,955 of our readers. To be honest, it didn’t turn out quite the way we thought it would. The Boaty McBoatface voting was expected by not quite the level of bourgeois boomer butthurt that ensued. According to […]
Pic Via This is the results of last year’s poll! Get voting in our all new most depressing town to live in Britain poll for 2024 Below is our Top 50, worst places/towns to live in England 2023. 105,598 of our readers voted in this year’s poll and 67,955 voted in our all new ‘best […]
What are you doing here, this is last year’s list for 2022?! Voting is open until the end of January for the best and worst place to live in England 2023. 50. Southampton (Hampshire) “Flawed pearl of the South” 49. Staines (Surrey) “The town that died of shame” 48. Plymouth (Devon) “The antithesis of hope […]
