I have recently moved to watton at first i thought it was ok and then i went out for a night down the pubs with some old mates from norwich and as soon as we said we where from norwich they started hitting us and chucking pints over us in the pub they where kicked out […]
Of course, who could miss out the glorious town of Stone? Lined by its beautiful canals, fantastic views and pissheads on cheap cider, Stone has an array of wonderful places you can visit. As a tourist, why not visit the local Crown and Anchor (more affectionately known as the C’n’A)? Serving only the finest cheap […]
Right then, where to begin. By being neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere so we get the **** from the outlying villages rolling in (Stoke, Martock, Tintinhull, im looking at you all) and by being a town where all there is to do is grow old and by cheap cider, its a perfect […]
Read More… from Yeovil, neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere
Me and my girlfriend moved to Birmingham about 6 months ago after I finished my Degree in Stoke University. I have to admit, little research was done on my part regarding nice places to live and we just went for somewhere near town that was relatively cheap. BIG MISTAKE! The day we moved in we […]
Read More… from Winson Green, Birmingham: it was a BIG mistake moving there, it’s a major hole!
Hayling Island was an idyllic place until Havant Borough Council started using it as a dumping ground for their undesirables. To add insult to injury Havant Borough Council compounded the **** situation on Hayling Island by subsidising a rogue landlord. David Willetts, MP for Havant has expressed grave concerns about the landlord yet the landlord […]
all i can say it is the LOS ANGELES of the north for its awfull culture, no wonder its in an area with an identity crisis, the ***** are even infecting the law abiding outer suberbs due to the local mayor asbo ing them from the local bells store and day and night stores, the […]
Right this is my first entry so i make no appologies for any mistakes! My questions are….1) what did I (or any other decent human) do to deserve an influx of *****?!?! 2) why are they so god-damn stupid?!?! You can hardly walk throught the town centre (famous for its concrete facade and utter shityness) […]
I have a bad track record of ending up in the Kingdom of ****. Portsmouth was the first stop on the road but before leaving the UK, I had a brief 9 month stop in the wonderful city of Southampton. Id describe Southampton as a “**** hotspot in denial” as lets face it, Southampton likes […]
Read More… from Southampton- The Monte Carlo wanabee of England
Apparently Congelton is an affluent Cheshire town near to nice places like Macclesfield and Alderley Edge. DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!!!!! It is basically a suburb of Stoke-on-trent, the biggest sh*te hole in the uk. There are about 4 council estates in this town however the ones to dodge are tin town and bug town which […]
The ugly capital of England Forget Chorley or Wigan or even Stoke-on-Trent, MORECAMBE has the highest concentration of ugly and deformed people you are ever likely to encounter. It’s like working on a huge psychiatric ward with all the mental cases walking up and down the streets, smoking, drunk or eating fast food from McDogburgers […]
Everywhere in Taunton […]
Gateway to Ultraboredom and Chava Hell […]
