The Boldons make you want to chuck yourself in front of the No. 9 bus

Living in Boldon, Tyne and Wear

You’d think having between 10-20 pubs from one metro too the other, an abundance of corner shops and hair dressers, Asda, McDonalds, Frankie and Bennies, Pizza Hut, Nandos that attracts so many **** boys it just not fair, Cineworld that brings the rest of south Tyneside too you. Which you just can not be arsed […]

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The main industry in South Shields is shoplifting

Roughest areas in South Shields

South Shields has a housing stock that is crumbling from the outside in. Hence it is hard to understand why the town is called “affluent” by Wickipedia. The main industry in South Shields is shoplifting; other than that there is no noticeable means of making a living, since there is no industry and few offices. […]

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Newcastle, geordies mock Sunderland, it’s just as bad!

Living in or moving to Newcastle Upon Tyne

A lot of people say newcastle is “the best city” in Northern England, a city of “culture” and “nightlife” and most geordies like to mock the nearby city of sunderland as a **** filled ********. What they feel to relise is that Newcastle and the tyneside region is no different, if not worse. In the […]

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Sunderland (Why, God? Why!?!)

Living in Sunderland

Where do we even start? * Fact: Sunderland was voted the 3rd crappest city/town in Britain. * Fact: The population of Sunderland, 283,090 (And growing thanks to the many pregnant *********), I would say about 80% are *****. * Fact: Our crime is poor too, sexual offences, violent crime and theft are all on the […]

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South Shields, what a stinking sh*t-hole it is!

Living in South Shields

And what a stinkin s**t-hole it is! Take your pick from any area, theres a gang of tracksuit clad shitbags waiting in the flanks, ready to cause the decent townsfolk no end of misery. Thusrday Night is Charver night and what a night it is! Two “Poliss” vans either end of Ocean Road waiting for […]

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Washington, Tyne & Wear, the sh*t on the boot which is Sunderland

Living in Washington, Tyne and Wear

Washington, I feel, is best described as the metaphorical s**t on the metaphorical Rockport boot which is Sunderland. Decades of under development and closure of the local pits and industries (which served to keep the ****** hordes of charver families in confined spaces underground for extended periods of time and thus away from the minority […]

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Gateshead hosts some of the finest run down council estates in the NE

Living in Gateshead

Gateshead, home of the Angel of the North, Metro Centre and gateway to Newcastle. It hosts some of the finest run down council estates in the North East and a wealth of Netto and Happy Shoppers. A perfect breeding place for the new generation of Charvas and their Charvettes. As you see 15 year old […]

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Houghton Le Spring (Sunderland) What can I say!

Living in Houghton le Spring, Tyne and Wear

What can I say!!!!!!! there must be a fault in the matrix which allows, these poor misguided young people to drift from town to town, they are all the bleeding same, classless yobs, a subculture of parasitic **** existing on benefits and provie loans to finance their tredmill lives. In Houghton you see mainly the […]

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