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Guildford: What has become of you?
Guildford, oh Guildford. What has become of you? Once lauded as the glorious beating heart of “leafy Surrey”; a jewel in the crown of the Home Counties, Guildford is now a relatively unpleasant place to live. To start, we have one of the worst local councils in recorded British history. A veritable financial black hole. […]
Farnham – Surrey’s snootiest town
Is your son called “Alfie”? Is your daughter called “Molly”? Do you like to say their names very loudly in Waterstones at least 6 times in one sentence, e.g. “Alfie darling, you like this book don’t you Alfie, shall we buy it Alfie? You’d like that wouldn’t you Alfie? Molly come here darling, look at […]
Woking: good train links to London apart from that it’s a sh*thole
Woking is a large town in the centre of Surrey. It is only known for having good train links to London. Other than that, Woking is a complete sh*thole. Woking is home to some of the worst addresses including Sheerwater, Maybury and Knaphill, all littered with *****- usually aged 8 or so, acting like some […]
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Hinchley Wood (Clarkson was right)
What can I say about Hinchley Wood? Safe, quaint, tame, beautiful suburban promised land to those tired of slumming it out in some inner city sh*thole and dreaming of a new life in the ‘country” (I cringe whenever someone associates where I live with the country). To the people actually living here under the age […]
Staines, the town that died of shame
Staines, the very name conjures up a vision of ****-ridden, rubbish-strewn despair because it is an utter craphole of a dump and always was. Don’t know where to begin in describing this pit beyond take the very worst sh*tehole you can think of and multiply by a million. The town “centre” was already dying on […]
Godalming – why?
Godalming is a fairly pretty town in Surrey, but it has more than its fair share of downsides. Firstly, the nearby college (which I unfortunately go to) means that the streets are FLOODED with ****** students smoking cigarettes and J-walking across the main roads, nearly killing themselves in the progress. Only saving grace is that […]
West Byfleet, a town dominated by rich middle class *****
West Byfleet, a town dominated by rich middle class ***** living in neighbourhoods such as dartnell park. The offical car of west byfleet is a merc or an audi, if you have neither you clearly dont belong here. Pointless shops such as Heather Forster and the numerous restaurants along the highstreet struggle to compete against […]
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