Wallington, Surrey – full of ***** and betting shops

Living in Wallington, Surrey

Wallington! How could no one have mentioned it? It is strange because it has a huge contrast of posh South Wallington and the rest is unbelievably rubbish. it used to be a lovely town – like the rest of south london. now look at it all! There’s roundshaw, ahem, sorry – ‘Wallington village’. full of […]

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Redhill is an incestuous breeding ground for God’s mistakes

Living in Redhill, Surrey

Redhill is an incestuous breeding ground for God’s mistakes. Sterilising the population of redhill has always been on my mind, but I’m sure the crafty buggers would find a way round it. These little ******* could get a brick pregnant! This kind of fertility should have not been wasted on the filth that reside in […]

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Claygate

Ah Claygate, once a quiet, sought after village on the Surrey-London border, now home to some of Surrey’s most disgusting *****. In recent years, with the growth of the village’s council estates, Claygate has morphed into a cesspit of vice and vandalism. Of an evening you will usually find the chavlings ******* about ‘down the […]

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Mitcham, 85% of businesses are fast food joints, kebab & fried chicken shops

Living in Mitcham, Surrey

Mitcham is situated on the border of “Saaaaaaarf” London and Surrey. It is situated in close proximity to Streatham, Croydon, Tooting, Wimbledon and Sutton. Mitcham used to be a half-decent little town with reasonable local shops and a very pretty cricket green area. Unfortunately Mitcham has been forever blighted by the dramatic increase in housing […]

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