Galashiels

Galashiels – a **** town “in waiting” Galashiels, “Gala” or “Gaaaaawwlll-ey” as it more often referred to by the local in-breds, is located in the Scottish Borders, between Edinburgh and the English Border. Firstly –a bit of background – the Borders. This is an area comprising some 1500 square miles of outstanding natural beauty, and […]

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Galashiels

Galashiels – a **** town “in waiting” Galashiels, “Gala” or “Gaaaaawwlll-ey” as it more often referred to by the local in-breds, is located in the Scottish Borders, between Edinburgh and the English Border. Firstly –a bit of background – the Borders. This is an area comprising some 1500 square miles of outstanding natural beauty, and […]

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HAMMERSMITH

2nd report from Hammersmith: You may remember me reporting this ******** a while back and slating the **** out of it. Well its now time for chapter two…. The problems have worsened since my last report, Incest, Inter racial breeding, thieves, muggers, *** pests and ***** (Only a handful of problems the local council face) […]

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Earl Shilton

Earl Shilton (Shilt-un) Earl Shilton is located on the outskirts of Leicestershire which is already a long established **** community, and just next to Hinckley a town once rich in industry and now a drugs, lager and violence focal point. Consumed by a clan, which I like to call “Hinckley’s Greater Unwashed”. But there is […]

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Sileby

An absolute **** mecca hidden away in the leicestershire country. used to be a peaceful village but now has become over-run by arseholes. Clad in the Sileby **** uniform of baggy wu tang clan jeans (i kid you not), shirt unbuttoned down the front, cap worn at forty five degree angle and spliff behind the […]

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Coalville

nestling south of the beautiful National Forest and in an increasingly affluent district, Coalville stands out like a sore thumb!! not quite to the standard of local giants Loughborough or Leicester it still comprises copius amounts of evil chavsters. Marlborough Square tends to be the meeting point for the immobile crews while various car parks […]

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Loughborough

Loughborough for me has to be one of the ********* towns around! This town in North Leicestershire is also a University town but dont let that fool you. Whenever I have the misfortune of visiting this dump it seems that the academic crowd (all the lecturers live in quiet villages in the Charnwood Forest) are […]

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