You name it, Loughborough probably has it. Chavs, don´t ya just hate them. And they have infested our town like a filthy plague that nobody can do anything about.
These disgraceful cretins have ruined everything that was once good about the place.
Old people can no longer stride with confidence through their retirement area, as council houses have been erected for the rats to move in right across the road. By god, even the church isn´t safe as the young trainee chavs lurk in the gateway swilling turbo white cider and smoking richmond superkings, whilst gobbing on the floor. is nothing sacred to these f*****s if it is isn´t made of tartan by a bloke called thomas.
Then there is the choice of 2 Mcdonalds, the older one in the town centre a fave hangout spot for the pre-pubescent chavs who try, laughably, to intimidate the shoppers. One day i walked past with my missus and there was one filthy little scrote trying to kick the bin over whilst laughing at the luckless employee sent out to stop him, so i barged past him and slammed him into the window. He quickly left. Ha Ha w****r.
The other mcdonalds is located in shelthorpe, the toilet of our town where drugs are rife and you have to have a skinhead and at least 15 tatoo´s to be able to live there.
They have even attempted to ruin our local cruise. The cruise started as a very well organised affair whereby folk would drive into the local shopping complex car park, park up and admire each others cars. Until one day, when the unmistakeable rumble of a peco exhaust was heard in the distance and a nova 1.2 merit loomed on the horizon. Full of chavs and chavettes, the nob looned around the carpark for 10 minutes trying to look “well hard innit” in front of his missus, krusty the clown, and his mate, sideshow nob, until he realised that everyone else was looking at him like the w****r he is. so he left. then came back with 40 more mates driving vauxhalls finest. And then all the little s***s off the rough estate started to congregate in the car park untill the place looked less like a cruise and more like a burberry fasion show, as they wandered around deciding which car they would attempt to steal when the owner had gone to bed. Because of this, the police have now started blocking all the car parks in town to stop the cruise happening. So thanks to Gary, Dwayne and Chantelle for ruining that for us.
I could ramble on forever but i aint going to cuz im currently enjoying a chav free week in Ibiza, but rest assured when i am home i will dust down my harpoon and start picking of these dregs of society with glee.