Well what can be said about my small industrial backwater town. Ok here it goes…. Wednesbury is mainly split into Estates!! (How **** is that!!) There is The Yew tree estate, wood’s estate and the most infamous of the 3, Friar Park. Unfortunately, I reside very close to it. And in some people’s eyes I […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Solihull, West Midlands
I tell ya what people, you have never realised the full potential of the **** culture untill you spend a day in Solihull’s main shopping centre. They are everywhere. They’re like those annoyin wasps weve been havin recently. I work in a cafe in the shoppin centre and you can hear the litte rascals coming […]
Wolverhampton (Vulgarhampton)
One of towns the Government thought fit for city status several years ago, but alas! what a toilet this place is amid the urban sprawl of dives such as Bloxwich, Willenhall, Bilston, Walsall – to name but a few. Wolverhampton is stuck in a 1970’s time warp for starters – people still have feather cuts, […]
Birmingham (Cotteridge)
Cotteridge is a ****’s heaven – plenty of bike sheds to smoke round the back of! And lots of other ****’s to hang around with, generally causing a nusance. Imagine a place where ***** don’t exist, the world is calm and nobody wears burberry. Well let me asure you, this is most definately NOT the […]
Selly Oak (Birmingham)
A beautiful expansive area with expensive houses, not a **** in sight for as far as the eye can see. Beverly Hills is indeed a very nice place to settle down with your 2.4 children and shiny BMW in the drive. Sadly, Selly Oak isn’t. In fact, it is the very antithesis of Beverly Hills. […]
Selly Oak (Birmingham)
A beautiful expansive area with expensive houses, not a **** in sight for as far as the eye can see. Beverly Hills is indeed a very nice place to settle down with your 2.4 children and shiny BMW in the drive. Sadly, Selly Oak isn’t. In fact, it is the very antithesis of Beverly Hills. […]
Halesowen
I have lived in Halesowen for nearly 2 years and it seemed a nice place. Then I made the mistake of goping into the town centre, which I found out is buzzing with a hive of *****. There is everything a **** could want, post office(giro) supercigs(lamberts)and a wetherspoons(piss beer). In the heart of ‘The […]
Halesowen
I have lived in Halesowen for nearly 2 years and it seemed a nice place. Then I made the mistake of goping into the town centre, which I found out is buzzing with a hive of *****. There is everything a **** could want, post office(giro) supercigs(lamberts)and a wetherspoons(piss beer). In the heart of ‘The […]
brownhills, walsall
brownhills is a small village/town that is unfortunate to be inhabited by a growing population of ***** or as they are known around there kevs. the biggest hang out is the local ‘offy’ or off licence. they hang in groups of between 2-30 people and often share a can between at least 5 a time. […]
Castle Bromwich/Birmingham
I grew up in this suburb of Birmingham, which wasn’t to bad till i left in 1996. Went through there on the 966 bus the other week from Chelmsley Wood to Sutton. A load of say 15 ***** got on at Tesco by Castle Bromwich, there was two bus inspectors just asking people kindly where […]
Dudley
The epicentre for ***** and all things cheap and tacky. The place where one has to seek refuge inside from the less than fresh, cigarette smoke filled air which hangs over the town like a cloud. Lard ****, tattooed women wearing their mandatory clown necklaces, large, gold hooped earrings, purchased from the cut price jewellers […]
Walsall
Walsall lies somewhere or other in the West Midlands and its good people use the word “Kev” to describe a **** and “Shaz” to describe a ********. Where I live, on Jesson Road, a kev free area, luckily, leads on to round the corner where all the kevs live. There seems to be some kind […]
