***** hole of the West Midlands, you would have thought that the airport could at least take the burberry clad idiots and their kids n dads ( all 3 of them , but they’re still not sure who fathered which of the 3 little ankle biters) out of the city and drop em off en-route […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Tipton
Well i think the most **** ******** place of the tipton area is a place called The Lost City, a cheap run down concil estate which landmarks include the local spar and cheap clothes shops and a few stolen and abandoned burned out cars. The local school Willingsworth High (the rival of Alex High another […]
Kings Norton, Birmingham: I need to move
Kings Norton in brum is fast becoming the centre of the ne-er-do-well universe. Honest people are a minority here, criminality has breeched the generation gap i personally have two generations living (or squatting) next door and i know its only a matter of time before its three generations (eldest is 16 well past the normal […]
Kingstanding, Birmingham -a special seasonal touch
The North Birmingham Cycle Route, is an excellent initiative by Birmingham City Council, enbaling cyclists to go safely from close to Spaghetti Junction to Sutton Park. So what is the problem between College Road and Kings Road? And is it a problem anywhere else? I am a keen cyclist and the North Birmingham Cycle Route […]
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Solihull
Touchwood shopping centre. This new state-of-the-art browsing experience attracts ***** from Central Solihull and surrounds. The true Solihull **** has a difficult decision to make. Does he hang with his other **** mates outside the library founten or Sports Socca. What if his mum sees him in all his Burberry gear. The shock might **** […]
kinver/dudley/stourbride (dem iz all ****)
what do you call a kev in a box? innit What do you call a kev in a box with a lock on it safe i live in kinver, which is in dudley, and near stourbridge. collectively, they probably make up 75% of england’s **** population i am not going to complain about the amounts […]
Willenhall
Willenhall, near Wolverhampton, has a proud and ancient history as the centre of the British lock industry. During the 1980s and 1990s a lot of lock factories closed down, causing huge unemployment. Unable to find real work elsewhere these people had no other option but to become *****. They had no money, no education, no […]
West Bromwich
“The Midlands was once known as the Black Country, this is because of the vast amounts of pollution from the many factories and mills in the area at the time. I choose to believe it is called the Black Country because of all the ******, pretending to be black rappers.” […]
Tipton (Near Dudley)
For those who have little knowledge of The Black Country, Tipton is a town about quarter of an hours bus ride from Dudley. The tour starts from Owen St. the very possible “town centre” of Tipton. Owen St. is run down high street that caters for the ***** ideally with 3 chip shops, and a […]
Canley, coventry
For those of you who don’t know, allow me to tell you: The University of Warwick is not in Warwick. It is just outside Canley. The beautiful green bubble of the University is pressed up against the delapidated brick suburb of Canley, which is wedged between Tile Hill (former drug dealing centre of Cventry) and […]
Stechford, Birmingham, inc Kitts Green,Lea Village and Tile Cross
Well what can I say! Very similar to the description of Chelmsley Wood. These areas are full of the cream of ****! The males wear the obligatory uniform of a tracksuit tucked into there socks, Nike or Reebok classic trainers, loads of gold (cheaper the better) scarf around the face. Female ********* wear either skintight […]
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Coventry, Chaventry, whatever, it’s a ********, even the radio stations are ****!
Even when i look out of the window next to me i can see buses going past, my eyes instinctively head straight to the back seat of the top deck, where theres yet ANOTHER herd of *****! surely that girl holding what looked like a cigarette must not have been older than 12? they’re getting […]
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