Kingstanding, Birmingham, so much to answer for

Kingstanding as has previously been said by other correspondents is adistrict on the northern edge of Birmingham, sandwiched between rich **** heaven (Sutton Coldfield), Great Barr and Erdington. “Kingstanding Circle” is a massive traffic island with shops round it and has a very high cpsm (***** per square metre) count. Lots of cut price shops, […]

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Coventry

Whether it’s culture or chavness you want, you can experience it all in ‘Cov’. For the upwardly mobile *****, one can find them at MacDonald’s carpark on the Holyhead Rd, Sunday night; practicing burnouts, checking out each others engines, bass-boxes etc and racing the 1/4 mile from Officeworld roundabout to the lights at Safeways. Daytime […]

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Dudley

A Guided Tour of the ********* Town in the Midlands A clear winner for the title of ********* Town in the Midlands (although I admit it faces stiff competition from Kidderminster and Telford), Dudley has it all. Follow me on a tour of the wonderland… Our journey starts at Dudley Bus Station. Let’s start with […]

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Weoley Castle, Birmingham: it’s rough, Weoley, Weoley rough

Living in Weoley Castle, Birmingham

Welcome to Birmingham, Britain’s 2nd city. Actually a self-appointed title, presumably because it’s second only to London when it comes to concrete, piss-distressed shopping centres and unemployment. Whilst Brummies will (no chips on shoulders here, bab) remind you the city has more mileage of canal than Venice (the difference being that in the Midlands you […]

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Wolverhampton

I just had to add something to what has already been written about this Black Country jewel after living there for five years…. Apparently, Wolverhampton is now a city, although St. Peter’s Church, a thousand year old building there, is in better nick than the tired old Mander Centre wear the Mecca for **** “fashion […]

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halesowen

from 6pm onwards, rain or shine, halesowen bus station is full of *****. they dont actually go anywhere, they just prevent everyone else from doing so. theres lots of fun things to do in the bus station, such as ******* around the offy, engaging in coitus with ones girlfriend, kicking in the bus shelters and […]

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Solihull

The jewell in the West Midlands crown. The ideal home for doctors, executives, and all other good professions. A modern metropolis which prides itself in being the posh part of the Birmingham area. Sounds like an ideal place. However like most places these days, nowhere is safe from old Kev and Shaz aka **** and […]

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