The tragically run down town of Alfreton

Living in Alfreton

A simple hop, step and a jump into the county of Derbyshire and you will stumble across the tragically run down, tiny town (or ‘taaaarn ‘as the yocals know it) of Alfreton. Its not a coincidence that everyone looks the same, apparently Alfred, the first man who dared to step foot into the darkest depths […]

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Bolsover: at night it becomes a typical dirt hole

Living in Bolsover

Bolsover is a small former mining town in Derbyshire. At first you think that it is a pleasant town. Unfortunately, when you see it at night it becomes a typical **** sh*thole. At night the ***** enjoy ******* around the market square. The ***** are of the usual quality of fake Burberry caps and knocked-off […]

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Belper, known as “Brown Town” for its off-the-scale drug problem

Living in Belper

Belper is a handful of miles above derby, but just as notorious for its *****. Known as “Brown Town” for its off-the-scale drug problem, the local name for ***** here is Townies. They plague the town centre in droves, adorning their sports clothes with their ridiculously big football socks tucking over their adidas trousers. Baseball […]

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Derby

The Derby **** has two outfits, his daytime gear consists of a kappa tracksuit, with carbrini hoody or one of those tops covered in white scribbles. He also wears the notorious burberry cap either peaked upwards or positioned to either to the left or right. At night he wears faded jeans and a ben sherman […]

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Chesterfield

The Chesterfield **** is unfortunately as predictable as any other, with the preferred hot spot being McDonalds. It’s a particularly good one, as there are three sides of the building exposed to loiter round, all with walls that can be sat on. One of these sides has a row of market stalls adjacent, selling very […]

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