Buckinghamshire - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Neath Hill, Milton Keynes

When the local *** offenders aren’t assaulting you or offering to show you their genitalia – you’re treated to being followed home by groups of ***** who provide a constant stream of verbal and physical abuse, that or a mugging. The pub is situated in the heart of the ‘local centre’, this means anyone innocently […]

New Bradwell

“An otherwise pleasant walk along the canal becomes frought with peril as you try to dodge the **** and worry about getting stabbed or raped” […]

Buckingham

Buckingham is a small market town about 15 miles from that renowned concrete anthill, Milton Keynes. To the untrained eye, it seems like a rather lovely place to live – old buildings devoid of 1960s brutalism, two supermarkets, lots of little indie shops etc. But the only thing that’s good about it…is not living there. […]

Chesham: a flashback to medieval days

I live in Chesham, & I think that everything I read in the previous article about ‘this fine town’ is complete and utter………. truth. I work in a shop in the town centre. I also, have the misfortune of living by the clock tower (not by choice I must add) and towards the end of the day, when customers are […]

High Wycombe

This is my response to a post on here about High Wycombe being a **** town. Firstly I am a current and long standing resident in Micklefield High Wycombe. This part of Wycombe was mentioned in the post as well as Downley and Castlefield. Starting with Micklefield, I disagree with you on it being a […]

High Wycombe, you would expect it to be a pleasant, it’s far from it

Located in the posh area of Buckinghamshire, you would expect High Wycombe to be a pleasant town. Far from it. The run down **** hole is full of gangs ******* around the street corners, and drug dealers standing on the pavements trying to act normal. In High Wycombe, there have been 4 murders in 3 […]

aylesbury

oh well,i’am trying to waste so much of my valuable time on the prehistoric pond life excrement that loiters in aylesbury. whilst born and raised in the southcourt area,the observations on previous post are very much 99% correct. the biggest empolyers in the town are the ***** and *********.whilst getting up for a days work […]

Lane End and other “Ends”

There are, like most places, two sides to this area of the Chilterns. The difference being, however, that they are actually physically separated by an almost steryotypical structure. The motorway bridge. Though being a collection of villages rather than a town, Lane End and its surrounding Areas show just the sort of contrast and filthy overspill […]

High Wycombe – a Londoner’s perspective

due to the lack of funds to holiday somewhere exotic like indonesia or comoros, i recently got myself a zone 1-6D travelcard and a few bus/rail tickets to tour the area west of london. it started off great. slough has the most spendiferous selection of hot chicks. gangs of cute chinese girls, the most awesome-looking […]

Chesham is a sh*thole, it really, really is.

Ahhh, Chesham, My lovely hometown. If you’ve ever been there, you will know what a nice little town it is. Nestled in the countryside, yet only half an hour away from the outskirts of the Capital. Yes, the town itself is not a bad little town. However, there is a dark side.. I’ve lived in […]

Chalfont St Peter

I don’t live there personally, but after walking about there after 21.00 I know what its like. The worst thing about Chalfont St Peter is that its not just a **** hang out, its also where all the emos go too. So there’s fights regularly. I once went there to hang out with the emos, […]

high wycombe-white trash capital of the world.

as a 14-year-old fan of acdc and skinny jeans, life around the area of wycombe isn’t easy. most of the in-bread white trash that attend my school (princes risborough) come for wycombe or the areas around. they love: shouting abuse across the road at small unsuspecting emo kids. or really anyone who passes looking different. […]