Milton Keynes
(671 crimes in May 2022)
Manor Park, Aylesbury
(476 crimes in May 2022)
Walton, Aylesbury
(457 crimes in May 2022)
Terriers, Wycombe
(401 crimes in May 2022)
(387 crimes in May 2022)
Netherfield, Bletchley
(297 crimes in May 2022)
Totteridge, Wycombe
(290 crimes in May 2022)
Stoke Green, South Bucks
(284 crimes in May 2022)
Farnham Park, South Bucks
(281 crimes in May 2022)
Farnham Royal, South Bucks
(281 crimes in May 2022)


Buckingham is a small market town about 15 miles from that renowned concrete anthill, Milton Keynes. To the untrained eye, it seems like a rather lovely place to live – old buildings devoid of 1960s brutalism, two supermarkets, lots of little indie shops etc. But the only thing that’s good about it…is not living there. […]

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High Wycombe

This is my response to a post on here about High Wycombe being a **** town. Firstly I am a current and long standing resident in Micklefield High Wycombe.  This part of Wycombe was mentioned in the post as well as Downley and Castlefield. Starting with Micklefield, I disagree with you on it being a […]

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oh well,i’am trying to waste so much of my valuable time on the prehistoric pond life excrement that loiters in aylesbury. whilst born and raised in the southcourt area,the observations on previous post are very much 99% correct. the biggest empolyers in the town are the ***** and *********.whilst getting up for a days work […]

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Lane End and other “Ends”

There are, like most places, two sides to this area of the Chilterns. The difference being, however, that they are actually physically separated by an almost steryotypical structure. The motorway bridge. Though being a collection of villages rather than a town, Lane End and its surrounding Areas show just the sort of contrast and filthy overspill […]

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Chalfont St Peter

I don’t live there personally, but after walking about there after 21.00 I know what its like. The worst thing about Chalfont St Peter is that its not just a **** hang out, its also where all the emos go too. So there’s fights regularly. I once went there to hang out with the emos, […]

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Milton Keynes

It would seem I have inadvertently discovered the **** epicentre of the universe and it would seem that this cultural black hole is located at the Milton Keynes Hospital A&E. My first clue that I was entering a **** hotspot was that I had to negotiate my way past the ‘crew’ tipping back pint cans of stella […]

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