Milton Keynes
(671 crimes in May 2022)
Manor Park, Aylesbury
(476 crimes in May 2022)
Walton, Aylesbury
(457 crimes in May 2022)
Terriers, Wycombe
(401 crimes in May 2022)
Aylesbury
(376 crimes in Jun 2022)
Netherfield, Bletchley
(297 crimes in May 2022)
Totteridge, Wycombe
(290 crimes in May 2022)
Stoke Green, South Bucks
(284 crimes in May 2022)
Farnham Park, South Bucks
(281 crimes in May 2022)
Farnham Royal, South Bucks
(281 crimes in May 2022)

High Wycombe

Nestled in the heart of the quaint greenery of Buckinghamshire’s Chiltern Hills you might expect to find a quaint little village with picket fences, a lush cricket and bowls green and a collection of eccentric but otherwise pleasant locals living in thatched cottages straight from some picture book you were forced to read by your […]

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Aylesbury

Aylesbury; One time quiet market town and home to the venerable John Hampden. Today however Aylesbury is a **** ******** concrete dump with a probable average citizen IQ of 17. The local ***** seem to have grown exponentially in population during the last couple of years, probably owing to the fact that most of them […]

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Chesham

Chesham. Chesham. Chesham. Chesham. Ahh, what a town. The churches, the charity shops, the park, the fields – a wonderful place to live were it not for the *********** (to put it politely) that comes in the form of those ever so delightful ***** (Kevs in this area). They do the usual of course, wear […]

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High Wycombe, yet again

I know you may be fed up with hearing about this dump, but i felt that I too, must tell the world about this disgraceful town. Situated 28 miles from London in Buckinghamshire, you wouldn’t think this town could be such a ********…… But it is! The only reason the ****** tory council/MP gets in […]

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Chesham, Buckinghamshire

I know this town is listed twice already, but I have to comment…Chesham would be a nice picturesque town, very leafy, in a beautiful valley. The place is a little underfunded by the local government (Tory, as ever) but otherwise it’s great. However… The ***** are here too. Every night, they loiter outside the McDonalds’ […]

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Aylesbury Innit

It isn’t documented when Aylesbury was first twinned with Innit, but now one can’t imagine them as seperate entities. Aylesbury is a bog town, swamped with all manner of **** species. Within Lowered Nova SRI driving distance of Bicester Village, a Factory Outlet built with ***** in mind. A Burberry store opposite a Reebok Shop […]

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Chesham

If you ever have the misfortune to visit this miserable excuse for a town, then I hope for your sake that you leave as soon as possible. ***** hang about usually outside McDonalds (not inside as they can’t afford to buy a hamburger between them so resort to standing outside drinking their alcopops and smoking […]

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Aylesbury

Aylesbury… What can I say? For those of you that know Aylesbury you will know what I mean when I say it is probably the ********* area in Buckinghamshire. There are several different **** estates that breed different forms of **** such as Quarrendon, Southcourt and Elmhurst. Regular haunts for under 16 ***** include the […]

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Milton Keynes

The Land That Taste Forgot. The town that claims it’s a city. The thousand roundabouts on the grid road system all offer up hiding holes (by way of the underpass) for the young **** to seek some shelter for the purpose of skinning up or pushing their loved ones around in abandoned shopping trolleys. The […]

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Chesham, Bucks

Chesham is a lovely place, it has a park and a war memorial and… well its got a park. It is somewhat spoilt though by kev type peoples, a big favourite for them seems to be McDonalds and the surrounding area, i can think of nothing i’d like more than to spend all day outside […]

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High Wycombe

The lovely town of High Wycombe consists of about six thousand acres, of which 650 are woodland… the rest appears to be the place to be for Buckinghamshire’s **** population. Predictably the town centre is the place to spot most *****. Finding them is not difficult and they can be found quite easily around the […]

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