High Wycombe

Nestled in the heart of the quaint greenery of Buckinghamshire’s Chiltern Hills you might expect to find a quaint little village with picket fences, a lush cricket and bowls green and a collection of eccentric but otherwise pleasant locals living in thatched cottages straight from some picture book you were forced to read by your […]

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High Wycombe

Nestled in the heart of the quaint greenery of Buckinghamshire’s Chiltern Hills you might expect to find a quaint little village with picket fences, a lush cricket and bowls green and a collection of eccentric but otherwise pleasant locals living in thatched cottages straight from some picture book you were forced to read by your […]

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Aylesbury

Aylesbury; One time quiet market town and home to the venerable John Hampden. Today however Aylesbury is a **** ******** concrete dump with a probable average citizen IQ of 17. The local ***** seem to have grown exponentially in population during the last couple of years, probably owing to the fact that most of them […]

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Chesham

Chesham. Chesham. Chesham. Chesham. Ahh, what a town. The churches, the charity shops, the park, the fields – a wonderful place to live were it not for the *********** (to put it politely) that comes in the form of those ever so delightful ***** (Kevs in this area). They do the usual of course, wear […]

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Aylesbury Innit

It isn’t documented when Aylesbury was first twinned with Innit, but now one can’t imagine them as seperate entities. Aylesbury is a bog town, swamped with all manner of **** species. Within Lowered Nova SRI driving distance of Bicester Village, a Factory Outlet built with ***** in mind. A Burberry store opposite a Reebok Shop […]

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Chesham

If you ever have the misfortune to visit this miserable excuse for a town, then I hope for your sake that you leave as soon as possible. ***** hang about usually outside McDonalds (not inside as they can’t afford to buy a hamburger between them so resort to standing outside drinking their alcopops and smoking […]

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Aylesbury

Aylesbury… What can I say? For those of you that know Aylesbury you will know what I mean when I say it is probably the ********* area in Buckinghamshire. There are several different **** estates that breed different forms of **** such as Quarrendon, Southcourt and Elmhurst. Regular haunts for under 16 ***** include the […]

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