Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in Buckinghamshire, South East, United Kingdom

I don’t live there personally, but after walking about there after
21.00 I know what its like. The worst thing about Chalfont St Peter is
that its not just a chav hang out, its also where all the emos go too.
So there’s fights regularly.

I once went there to hang out with the emos, as you do, just as bad as
chavs I might add, boozing, all that s**t on the common. First off, I
don’t do dope, this chav in a pimpmobile comes past and demands weed,
then says he’s gonna meet me and beat me by the shop, but nevermind, as
this never happened as he never went to the shop by the common. This is
where all the chavs also happen to hang out, I don’t think the alpha
male was too happy about it, so they waited in the woods until every
person with a fringe was steaming drunk. The chavs started throwing
vodka bottles, so all the drunk emos got all pissed off and were trying
to prove their dominance by saying they’d all fight and ‘blapse the
chavs up,’ which was really quite funny to watch.

They ran around shouting like arseholes for about half an hour, trying
to find the chavs in the small patch of woods on the common (which also
may I add is a drinking and drugs hotspot for chavs). About an hour
later the emo’s are still shouting, trying to be hard, then the chavs
come running out of the woods and all the emos run off screaming and
get beaten the living s**t out of, at this point I was safely in the
car, but I’m damn glad I didn’t get involved.


Chalfont St Peter is a chav s******e, but is also an emo s******e, but
allegidly Watford is the new place to be for emos in Cassiobury park,
sounds like a right rave. Fun fun.


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