Bicester: chavopolis, UK

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BICESTER: A Townplanner’s Recipe for Accelerated Construction of a Chavopolis Take one tiny Oxfordshire market town full of yokel inbreds and build a forlorn 1960s shopping precinct adjacent to a “traditional high street.” Add six characterless, featureless estates (hard to spot behind the satellite dishes and, from early October to January, the flashing neon Santas… Read more »

Emmington

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Emmington!… THE PLACE TO BE! Emmington used to be a nice country lane until the dreaded Lots-of-money man moved in with his big ridiculously expensive modern house moved there! Its completely out of place and people around find the noise of his HELLICOPTER! Very disturbing… The people living opposite his house at Manor Farm find… Read more »

Bicester- Chavopolis

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BICESTER: A Townplanner’s Recipe for Accelerated Construction of a Chavopolis Take one tiny Oxfordshire market town full of yokel inbreds and build a forlorn 1960s shopping precinct adjacent to a “traditional high street.” Add six characterless, featureless estates (hard to spot behind the satellite dishes and, from early October to January, the flashing neon Santas… Read more »

witney- oxfordshire

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EXCUSE ME i just wanna get at the fact that witney is NOT a chav town and who eva wrote that betta watch out yea ok fair enough witney does have chavs- just like evry town and witney mums are NOT slags and they dont race around welsh way car park, dey PARK their!!!!!! you… Read more »

Abingdon

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Abingdon – metaphorically like Oxford’s aggressive, ugly little brother that no one goes near, primarily for the fear that he will hurl abuse upon sight, steal your handbag, or even better, stab you. The reason no one does come here is because you are likely to have abuse hurled at you on sight, have you’re… Read more »