The Chav infestation of Henley is coming into full swing with drunk chavs blocking the roads.
10 years ago when we first moved to the town Henley was a quiet and beautful serene place with barely any crime and barely any chavs. Now with the opening of various chav franchises there is an influx of the peasents and it must be stopped. The river is a beautiful thing until the chavs come along and tip anything that floats into it. Walking along the river i have seen trolleys and benches floating down through the current. Personally i think that the river is a suitable place for the chavs of Henley. Chuck em in and eventually they will remerge in Reading where they can be properly looked after. Also when i was out sculling the other day i was making my way through the bridge when i looked up and saw about ten male chav youths sitting on the bridge dangerously close to falling off. A little known fact about Henley is that the old bridge and its ruins are located next to the current bridge. This means that any chav falling off the bridge is more than likely to become impaled by the old bridge’s ruins. Not a bad thing.