Written by Anonymous.

Abingdon, the precinct, Saturday Morning. If you want to go chav-hunting, this is the place to go…

Step over the drunken chav bodies left over from the night before outside Stickies (otherwise known as Strattons, Abingdon’s only nightclub), shoulder-charge your way past the ChavMums (13 year old single parents pushing their goblin-faced children around in double-buggies) and walk through to possibly the most depressing selection of shops you could wish to stumble across including Chav supermarket of choice Somerfields, chav “sells everything” shop of choice Woolworths, and the local Boots – the family planning dept of which is always curiously empty…

Also look out for the cars in and around abingdon. Turded Saxos, Vauxhall Novas / Corsas and Mk1 Clios are the de-rigeur. For more, check out RiceandNeds for a look at what the peasant underclass of (SC)abingdon drive…


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