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Manor House, London

This article has: 29 Comments

It makes me feel sick how many chavs are walking around acting like they own the place here, they gravitate down from Harringay Green Lanes, Woodberry Down, AND Finsbury Park.

Of course they all stay quiet but leave chewing gum on the floor, the trick is not to look vulnerable otherwise they target you very quickly, the scum.
It used to be worse, there used to be angry people on the benches that would ask for money off of you then stab you if you didn’t hand it over, but in that little shop at the bottom of the parade I’ve seen some dumb f**king tracksuit wearing indian guy quietly threatening people with “gimme a pound or I’l dig ya” so don’t be fooled by it’s quietness, people around here are mostly scum.
It makes me feel sick how many chavs are walking around acting like they own the place here, they gravitate down from Harringay Green Lanes, Woodberry Down, AND Finsbury Park.

Of course they all stay quiet but leave chewing gum on the floor, the trick is not to look vulnerable otherwise they target you very quickly, the scum.
It used to be worse, there used to be angry people on the benches that would ask for money off of you then stab you if you didn’t hand it over, but in that little shop at the bottom of the parade I’ve seen some dumb f**king tracksuit wearing indian guy quietly threatening people with “gimme a pound or I’l dig ya” so don’t be fooled by it’s quietness, people around here are mostly scum.
Chavvy people are always scum, obviously.

Finsbury Park

This article has: 74 Comments

I live in north London now but hail from west yorkshire.It’s full of filthy chav scum round here. They walk around here acting like they f**king rule the world carrying knives and guns thinking they are in a gang from south central LA. These little c**ts are all pussy’s who need a gang with them in order for them to do anything. If it was upto me I would round the whole lot of them up and send them to the gallows. The streets really are full of human vermin round here and the cops or our pethetic goverment do f**k all about it. These yobs are allowed toi roam the streets mugging people and generally behaving like complete c**ts. f**k these yobs it’s about time we re-claimed our streets from these dickheads since our goverment or police are not going to do anything about it. I am sure there are lots of people out there who have as much contempt for these cockroaches as me so please feel free to make coments on what I have to say. KILL THE CHAV SCUM LITTLE f**kIN KEV!!!!!!

Whetstone – Avoid the Pub At The Weekend Its Full Of Minors.

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Whestone in North London a nice little area with a collection of nice restaurants Alfresscos, Pizza Express, Ask and the cheap nasty and not so good ones Mcdonalds, Jennys and other gressy spoons. of cause if you are not happy with that you can go in the pubs and eat in there. BUT BEWARE!.
Friday Night at whetstone is a friday night of hell out come the chavs and that stale smell some wearing a face mask which looks like Something to protect you from an anthrax attack.
Something about this area made me think it was safe well safe-ish cos the police turned up in the mobile cctv van just as the chavs did. clearly not giving a s**t about law and authority a couple of the male rats show off in front of the camera one yelling in a stupid voice “im on cctv oi oi” and stuck his 2 fingers up at the cctv cameras closely following along behind is there dressed up slappers “ahem” i mean Chavettes all school age/ underage making there way to the local pub. as a bouncer we get taught to always ask for identification and never be falled by how someone dresses.
Another thing ive wondered when ive been at work is why school kids hang about with older chavs between the ages of 18 – 20 mind you it stands to reason don’t it they need 18 year olds to show identity if they get stopped to try an make the bartender think they are that age too.
ANYWAAAAAAAAAY….
When my friend finally turned up we were coragous enough to enter the pub packed full of chavs. As we slowly opened the door we were greeted with chavs giving us evil stares and gritted teeth.It was clear to us that The Bull And Butcher is a chav domination zone.
Back on the streets of whetstone and a couple of skin heads trying to intimidate the asian geezer owner of the newsagent with hooded tops up and face masks over to cover themselves from cctv and to conceal their ugly mug faces.
later on pub kicking out time the chavs desend back on the streets all fuelled up and ready to pick fights as usual. when i walk further down the road i notice a man with his face kicked in and covered in blood maybe the poor sod had been robbed for his money so it can fund the chav underage drinking habbit.

I guess there is a lesson to be learnt by this the law should come down harder on the chavs that think its ok to put2 fingers up to authority because it only makes them violent and unable to control themselves.
And i think parent should be aware of what there kids get up to because honestly they must be pretty thick to not notice if little becky – jane is plastered either that or they dont care about there child like in most chav families.

ANYWAY PEOPLE THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS DONT ENTER A WHETSTONE PUB AT THE WEEKEND ITS CRAMMED FULL OF UNDERAGE CHAVS AND IF YOU ARE A LOCAL OF WHETSTONE AND SICK OF HAVING YOUR PUB DOMINATED MY THESE CRETINS THEN GO SEE THE OL’ BILL IN BARNET AND PUT A STOP TO IT.

Borough of Enfield

This article has: 26 Comments

To be honest I really don’t know where to start. This borough is full of absolute idiots; i grew up a road off edmonton and from the age of around  16/17 realised it would always be an uphill struggle to reside here. Edmonton is essentially the ‘urban’ part of the borough,what ever that means. It consists of an upper and a lower section. The vast majority of people I know from here believe the world owes them something. These characters enjoying stabbing/shooting/burning each other and their idea of a conversation is merely making self absorbed statements about how they indeed live a gangster streetlife like Pablo Escobar. Alternatively some of the residents  have twee evocations about olde london where ‘people were decent’ and these lot, at bottom, support the bnp. The ‘gangsters’ in many cases buy exceptional cars on hire purchase but reduce them to trash by modifications, usually the result is more trashy than cars on that absurd programme ‘pimp my ride.’ Edmonton/tottenham is the place where you are most likely to end up in a body bag in london. I stand by this statement, I have friends in South London and Brent and none of these areas feel as dangerous as edmonton/Tottenham. Tottenham will be dealt with subsequently when I write about Haringey.

Enfield town is more of your run of the mill ‘eastenders’ style chav paradise, like  a mini romford… At times the edmonton ‘gangsters’ end up there but in more cases than others its strictly inhabited by single mums and 14 year old kids with excessive spiky hair and four earings, at times rhyming cockney slang is used and people there only like only r & b music. You know what it isnt even just the way these people look that bothers me, I have shaved hair and wear clothes that aren’t exactly aristocratic; its more the pointless reaffirmation of how you should live a pointless life with no ambition. A perfect example can be drawn from a nightclub called eros.Which is now closed. Enfield town is the most annoying place on the planet and should be evacuated and then carpet bombed.

Southgate is if anything for some strange reason treated like a St tropez almost marbella part of the borough; arseholes in new bmws with black tinted windows who congregate at the bp petrol station near asda and consistently act like dicks. These people have exceptionally wealthy parents but insist on wasting their priviledges on 30,000 pound cars and have friends from Edmonton.

Winchmore Hill is simply a no mans land of boredom. Many of the people from the aforementioned areas use this as a place to ‘link’ [aka meet eachother in a social context] It masqurades as middle class but there are some A1 scumbags living here – dodgy characters….

Oakwood, again, is essentially an underground station with a few shops/restaurants. Its  quite middle class, from my experience people from here are  the same stock as those from southgate. Further on from Oakwood is Cockfosters which is actually ok. I wouldn’t mind living here as its more out of the way, if you like.

Ponders End, Enfield wash are as bad as edmonton and  geographically connected to it. The sorts of people that dwell here and in brimsdown are killers in the making. Unreasonable, aggresive 28 year old kids. I’d say there is a strong case that these people may even have guns or other sorts of calvary/perhaps a light infantry that could be used in a warlike campaign.

All in all its a terrible borough, the irony of it all is that it seems to be the british mentality to behave like this. When I return I will be discussing the borough of Haringey.

And one day I will be living abroad away from all this.

Edmonton, North London

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Edmonton sits on the north point of Tottenham in London and it is inhabited by some of the most seedy and dangerous characters that you will ever come across. The area is a pool of towering council estates, rubbish, graffitti and crime.

The actual chav (burberry, trackies, hoopy earrings) count isnt that high. This area is full of much more extreme versions of this known as the ‘rude boi’. a large proportion of the people in Edmonton will carry a knife or gun on them and will most probably use it on you when they mug you…or sometimes just for the hell of it.

Edmonton Green is the main area in the town and covered with gangs of youths in hoods ready to take your money and cause anti-social behaviour. and as for the Angel Edmonton….well God help you there. the only reson people go there is to commit a drive-by, have a gang war or push drugs

Just recently there was a murder opposite Edmonton police station. I let that speak for itself.