Written by Anonymous. Posted in North London

I have now moved away from London, and although i hate chavs and want to kick there heads in, i do miss watching their antics from my former flat.

Cally Road or Scally road as it is also called, is the location for a huge council estate, and the strategically placed Pentonville Prison! Many a young chav enjoys shouting over the prison wall to wind up the inmates, often in the early hours of the morning. Young chavettes also go to say hello to the paedo boyfriends called Wayne.

There is a group of chavs who ride a miniture motorbike up and down the main road, weaving in and out of traffic, fingers crossed one day one of there joyrider mates will hit them. I once called the police because this group were making so much noise with there bike, The police rolled out a mounted officer, get in! Mess with that you Chavy bastards!

Upon walking to the tube stations, two chavs on a bike decided to launch an apple at me, probably stolen from one of the local grocers. There is also a Co-op nearby dispensing their regular hit of white lightening.

Due to redevelopments in Kings Cross, just down the road, many of the prostitutes now work in Scally Road, so young chavs get to see there mums more. Curb crawling Chavs in there Novas and Vectras are now more prevalent than ever.

Islington Bar is a chav hotspot in the evening, playing shitty rap music to entice them from there council flats. I’ve seen people coking up on the bonnets of cars outside too, its a shame no one has OD’d yet.

To conclude, Scally Road is a s**t hole, and i’m sure things can only get chavvier.

Death to Chavs!

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