Herne Bay: Kent’s finest for coke addled spontaneous sparring sessions

Living in Herne Bay, Kent

Why not take a day off and come visit Kent’s finest seaside town? Feeling cultured? Herne Bay has so much to offer. What with its historical amusement arcades, untouched since the 1980’s, and it’s many food outlets that outnumber the town’s entire population, TWICE  OVER,  yes… you’re guaranteed a journey through time – and not […]

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A weary resident’s guide to Planet Thanet

Living in Thanet

We had been living in Thanet for nearly 5 years now, cannot wait to move away. If you can imagine a place that is the dumping ground for all that is wrong in society, Thanet is it. The locals take stupidity to a new level, just driving around you have to dodge motorists who drive […]

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Ramsgate – the town of no hope

Living in Ramsgate, Kent

Ramsgate is one of those contradictions that sociologists may find fertile ground for their studies. On the face of it, it’s a pleasant town in a rather fortunate location on the coast of Kent. What’s more, it boasts some pretty impressive architecture and, if remote is your kind of thing, then it may be the […]

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Margate – A true horror

This is a true story. In the summer of 2017 me and a mate came up with the seemingly brilliant idea of going to Margate for the night. We both had fond memories of visiting margate from our childhood. The funfairs, the beach, the bumper cars, it seemed to make sense. However as we are […]

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If Margate is a spot on England’s ****, Westgate-on-sea is the pus

Living in Westgate-on-sea, Kent

Margate is a nasty little ******** on the tip of Kent, like a fat spot on England’s ****. As if Margate is not bad enough, it’s connected to loads of surrounding towns that are just as bad. So imagine a city the size of Birmingham with nothing except council estates, a theme park (dreamland) and […]

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Margate has its charms, but it’s also…

Living in Margate, Kent

Margate has its charms (beautiful weather and a nice beach), but it’s also **** Central. Margate **** haunts include McDonald’s, KFC and Yates’ Wine Lodge, which is the preferred watering hole to get pissed in before moving on to one of the local clubs. Sheldons at the top of Margate high street is also another […]

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