Birkenhead: the roid ridden a***hole of merseyside

Living in Birkenhead, Merseyside

Insanely, and for family reasons, I’ve lived in Birkenhead for twenty years now and am hoping to make my escape very soon. Originally from Didsbury in Manchester, the horror show that is life in Birkenhead soon revealed itself to me and I spent the whole of my child’s upbringing fending off bullies, *****, scallies and […]

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Parr, St Helens – Personally Antagonising, Really Repulsive

Living in Parr, St Helens, Merseyside

Parr is a sub district of St Helens, Merseyside. Situated on the Eastern side of the town between the town centre and Blackbrook, it can be described at best as a hovel. Teenage gangs walk the streets, hoods pulled up over their eyes, fence posts in their hands. Numerous deaths, murders and ***** have been […]

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Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place between Warrington & Liverpool

Living in Widnes, Cheshire

Ahhhh, the merry town of Widnes, an unflushed toilet of a place somewhere between ****-capitals Warrington and Liverpool. Widnes is slowly but surely being overrun by this new, mutated breed. I don’t know about Chatham, but the origin of the **** in Widnes is either from the unclean, smelly depths of the polluted Mersey, or […]

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Runcorn; a big ****** blister just outside Liverpool

Runcorn, Merseyside, Property Guide

Runcorn, slum of the northwest, home to the most despicable form of **** (around here they are fondly known as scallies). Basically, Runcorn is full of the type of people who shouldn’t have been allowed to enter the gene pool, but as if that isn’t bad enough, they have interbred to produce pure ****. The […]

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