Suffolk - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Pros: Beautiful countryside, sunny, beaches, friendly-ish people (but a bit weird). That’s it. Cons: Fat, ugly, tattooed sheep (the blokes are still wearing Gold rope chains and earings, **** me, about 30 years too late, even spotted a mullet for crying out loud!). Floppy haired little ***** with scooters that seem to be everywhere, **** […]

Felixstowe: it is just like the film ‘Hot Fuzz’

Been living in Felixstowe 6 weeks now having moved up from Hertfordshire. What a strange place. Don’t get me wrong, beautiful countryside and lovely beaches (some, apart from the chavy end where the Amusement Arcades are) but crikey these people are weird, i just don’t know what to make of ’em. Really friendly on the […]

Lowestoft, the boil on the **** of Britain

If you want to see how bad ********** can get, then come here. It makes the characters in the film Deliverance look like members of Mensa. Visit the industrial town centre and all you see are huge fat ******* pushing their buggies, chewing gum, and smoking a ***. Waddling about in lycra stretched to capacity […]

Bury St Edmunds, situated between two of the worst towns in Suffolk

Bury St Edmunds a humble town of middle class citizens, low crime rate and mixed tenure; on the whole Bury is doing quite well from the outside seeming as it is situated between possibly two of the worst towns in suffolk, stowmarket and Newmarket. As a ‘buryite’ myself living in the suburbs I have seen […]

Haverhill, you would think it would be a nicer town

You would think Haverhill would be a nicer town considering its position not far from Saffron Walden a very posh London commuter town and Cambridge, where TV personalities, politicians and royalty go to university. Unfortunately the town has many problems. The first being the lack of transport infrastructure, it has a population of almost 30,000 […]