Felixstowe in a nutshell after a 2 week break

Living in Felixstowe, Suffolk
Living in Felixstowe, Suffolk

Felixstowe in a nutshell after a 2 week break

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Pros: Beautiful countryside, sunny, beaches, friendly-ish people (but a bit weird). That’s it.

Cons: Fat, ugly, tattooed sheep (the blokes are still wearing Gold rope chains and earings, **** me, about 30 years too late, even spotted a mullet for crying out loud!). Floppy haired little ***** with scooters that seem to be everywhere, **** all to do.

If you like countryside and beach it’s the nuts… for 5 minutes.

If you want somewhere that has no stimulation what-so-ever, this is the town for you. Or if you plan on dying anytime soon.

Instructions for a successful visit: Remove brain, zero expectations.


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