Pros: Beautiful countryside, sunny, beaches, friendly-ish people (but a bit weird). That’s it.
Cons: Fat, ugly, tattooed sheep (the blokes are still wearing Gold rope chains and earings, **** me, about 30 years too late, even spotted a mullet for crying out loud!). Floppy haired little ***** with scooters that seem to be everywhere, **** all to do.
If you like countryside and beach it’s the nuts… for 5 minutes.
If you want somewhere that has no stimulation what-so-ever, this is the town for you. Or if you plan on dying anytime soon.
Instructions for a successful visit: Remove brain, zero expectations.
Ipswich has pathetic gangs the FRONT LINE WARRIORS & YE$ YE$ BRUV CREW
Felixstowe: it is just like the film ‘Hot Fuzz’
Bury St Edmunds, situated between two of the worst towns in Suffolk
Lowestoft: the land of gormless men & severely pale and overweight single mothers
Bury St Edmunds a lovely town. Whooa! Let’s stop right there shall we!
Top 10 most deprived towns in England 2019
Lowestoft, why did the Germans fail to level it?
Brandon – a few miles from an even worse Thetford
Bury St Edmunds, life in a cosy middle class bubble