Buggy Brigade Central, Watford Town!!

Living in or moving to Watford, Hertfordshire

Watford is the equal to the meaning ****, Where young mummys walk around in groups of four or more called the buggy brigade discussing their non exsistant babys daddys and the new fashion accesories, their mixed race child, and in every group their is at least one Amy. They all attend a mums and tots group called Girlabout exclusivly for the […]

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Bushey, Watford and the entire WD Postcode – The ‘loins’ of Chavdom

Living in Bushey, Watford

Ah yes. Matched only by the birthplace of the mafia, corleone, for such a small village having such momentous worldwide impact, Bushey is truly the loins of chavdom . From this insignificant little village, some of the biggest and baddest kevs & ***** of our and previous generations have sauntered forth into the neighbouring towns […]

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Welwyn Garden City more like Welwyn Garden Sh*ty

Living in Welwyn Garden City

I used to visit Welwyn Garden City (or should that be Welwyn Garden Sh*ty) all the time, when I lived in Stevenage.  People tell me that WGC isn’t all that bad but that’s not true… at least in Stevenage the idiot ***** only shout out stuff at you when you’re half way down the road, […]

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Potters Bar: words almost fail me describing this hole of despair

Living in Potters Bar

Words almost fail me when it comes to describing Potters Bar. I had the misfortune of having to work here for 2 years, and when I think back to the harrowing experiences that went through here I find a black cloud of depression descending on me, that only a valium and double scotch can ease. […]

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Bishops Stortford, boring, but a generally pleasant… what happened?

Living in Bishops Stortford, Hertfordshire

Bishops Stortford. Once a quiet, peacefull town, in Hertfordshire. A bit boring, but a generally pleasant place. What the hell happened? The ***** have landed. They have infiltrated almost everywhere, and before long Stortford will be the new Harlow*. No one is safe. *just in case you are unaware, harlow is the disgrace of my […]

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Cheshunt: take a journey to classless cultural Mecca

Living in Cheshunt, Hertfordshire

The ner’do’wells of the World celebrate by making the journey to their cultural Mecca that is Cheshunt. If Ch@vs have any ambition at all it is to move to this satellite dish, right to buy, black cab drivers paradise. Fat dads jumping out of their cabs to take Mitchell,Jordan, and Taylor(they all have Surnames as […]

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Hemel Hempstead, a delight for lovers of grubby concrete & puddles of vomit

Living in Hemel Hempstead

Are you a useless, thieving, work shy sh*tbucket with as much worth to society as a cancer cell? Looking for a relaxing break somewhere other than the shopping centre? Then why not take a holiday in scenic Hemel Hempstead? This picturesque new town is a delight for lovers of grubby concrete and puddles of vomit, […]

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