I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe

Living in Boscombe, Bournemouth, Dorset
Living in Boscombe, Bournemouth, Dorset

I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe

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I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe on a Thursday. It seems to attract the ****-Parents who have collected their social and decided to have a Maccy d’s for a treat.

Maccy d’s was full of fathers and mothers with their snot faced kids in a second-hand push chair. One father had black-finger nails and loose fitting jogging pants. The mother had hair which was styled at the **** academy of Hairdressing. The Kids eat their Maccdy’s while sampling the delight of running snot coming thick and fast from their noses. In the toilet was a young **** and his father rolling up a *** and talking of the next burglary.

Outside Macdonald, the piss heads and druggies congregate looking out for the local dibble, while they litter next to Greens with their short skirt fat ****, who still has last night ***** running down her leg from the night before.

Boscombe must rate highly as the ****-bag capital of the UK. **********, druggies, alkies, *****. What a ****-hole!!!!


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