Yardley Wood. The haven for pisstramps.

Yardley Wood, Birmingham, Property Guide

There’s a small area in delightful, sunny Birmingham, its name is Yardley Wood and its reputation is shocking. If you want to find the congregation of youths in Yardley wood, or “the yw” as the local ***** call it, go to the place of The Lord. Yes. Yardley Wood children are disrespectful enough to sit […]

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I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe

Living in Boscombe, Bournemouth, Dorset

I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe on a Thursday. It seems to attract the ****-Parents who have collected their social and decided to have a Maccy d’s for a treat. Maccy d’s was full of fathers and mothers with their snot faced kids in a second-hand push chair. One father had black-finger nails and loose […]

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Portsmouth and the tale of the pissy burgers

Living in Portsmouth

Burger king, Portsmouth cuisine at its best… maybe…read on, for dear reader, I have a (highly amusing) story to tell. Many years ago Burger King on Commercial rd was THE **** hang out.   My cousin (a **** herself) used to work there.  I once popped in to say hello and the horror was beyond description. […]

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