Living in Combe Martin, Devon

Combe Martin: One Foot in the Grave, set in Devon’s own Royston Vasey

Combe Martin, it's still the Mecca for organic hipsters, cowboy builders, cockney chancers, Brummie bellends and noisy yummy mummy clubs.

Living in Warminster, Wiltshire

Warminster, the hidden sh*thole of roadmen and squaddie mattresses

Think you’re a gangster or you’re a woman with confidence issues & think sleeping with loads of squaddies will boost your self esteem, then Warminster is the town for you.

Living in Braunton, North Devon

Braunton – Atlantis of snobs

The kids that live in Brauton are some of the most deluded, obnoxious and spoilt little sh$ts to ever grace the U.K outside of London.

Living in Churchdown, Gloucestershire

Churchdown – a final resting place

Churchdown is an outer-city housing estate nestling between incontinence and insanity that is home to a grey tsunami of geriatrics.

Living in Ilfracombe, Devon

Ilfracombe in North Devon – OMFG!

Ilfracombe, "it's so bracing" so if sh1t seaside resorts, rip-offs and bad food are your bag, then splurge your hard earned spondoolies on the holiday of a lifetime in the 'Combe.