Biss, Trowbridge
(326 crimes in Apr 2022)
Longfield, Trowbridge
(302 crimes in Apr 2022)
Lower Studley, Trowbridge
(302 crimes in Apr 2022)
Salisbury
(258 crimes in Apr 2022)
Laverstock, Salisbury
(240 crimes in Apr 2022)
Bishopdown, Salisbury
(238 crimes in Apr 2022)
Chippenham, Patterdown
(229 crimes in Apr 2022)
Milford, Salisbury
(184 crimes in Apr 2022)
Peckingell, Chippenham
(140 crimes in Apr 2022)
Stratford Sub Castle, Stratford sub Castle
(121 crimes in Apr 2022)

Swindon: Britain in microcosm

Living in Swindon, Wiltshire

Swindon is Britain’s most average town. The conclusion we must draw from this is that Britain is broken, and not worth saving. Once it was proud of its huge railway works. That was closed down and some workers found alternative well-paid manufacturing jobs at Honda. That’s gone too, but never fear – a huge Amazon […]

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Salisbury: hole of Wiltshire

Living in Salisbury, Wiltshire, England

I have lived here for the past 17 years and have been witness to many unfortunate changes. Salisbury has always been renowned locally for being dodgy and generally **** but, in the last few years, things have really gotten worse. So much worse, in fact, that most people I know here avoid the town centre […]

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Warminster is a run down, dingy, ******, dull, grey, depressing town

Living in Warminster

Warminster is an old, run down, dingy, ******, dull, grey, depressing kind of town – a lot like most of its inhabitants, but the military presence here (one of the UKs “Super Garrisons; although quite honestly there isn’t anything Super about it) give us our own unique brand of Squaddiechavs, Anti-Squaddiechavs and Squaddieslapperchavettes. It’s fashionable […]

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Chippenham, Wiltshire

Really great place for *****, mainly because their parents are probably ***** as well. I’m amazed there aren’t more entries on this. There is absolutely nothing to do hear except get drunk on the town bridge or dump a shopping trolley in the river which is already full of litter, just like the rest of […]

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