Living in Warminster, Wiltshire

Warminster, the hidden sh*thole of roadmen and squaddie mattresses

Think you’re a gangster or you’re a woman with confidence issues & think sleeping with loads of squaddies will boost your self esteem, then Warminster is the town for you.

Living in Salisbury

Salisbury… Dear God, what a boring, depressing dump!

The locals have a phrase they use, "Wiltshire born Wiltshire bred, strong in the arm thick in the head". Nothing but nothing is more true.

Living in Warminster

Warminster is a run down, dingy, inbred, dull, grey, depressing town

HM forces let loose, shallow-end-of-the-gene-pool, numbskull, groin pawing, incomprehensibly accented ape men, on the streets of Warminster.

Chippenham, Wiltshire

Chippenham, Wiltshire

Really great place for chavs, mainly because their parents are probably chavs as well. I'm amazed there aren't more entries on this. There is absolutely nothing to do hear except get drunk on the

Wiltshire Towns (Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham)

Wiltshire Towns (Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham)

Wiltshire is a beautiful place with many lovey villages and towns, but unfortunatley some of these are chavtastic. Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham are the places to avoid. These three suffer