Trowbridge is like the **** of Wiltshire, but not a JLo useful sort of ****, more like your average fat smelly ****. One of the prettiest counties in the UK needs somewhere to throw its sausage factories, its scabby markets and all the other ****-friendly amenities, whilst the rest of the county enjoys relatively ****-free […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
South Bristol
East Rd McDonalds […]
Pewsey: see the townies in their kevved-up Fiat Puntos by the Co-op
Even in the middle of nowhere, Pewsey isn’t even a town. It’s a large village, and you probably have never even heard of it. Nevertheless, come nighttime, the local townies (don’t they realise they are in the countryside??!!) can be found in the bus stop (there’s only one) or by the Co-op (thats the only […]
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Midsomer Norton
Considered by many as the birthplace of the ****, Midsomer Norton is the penulmtimate destination for the **** hunter. I am writing this letter with a small tear in my eye because ……i was once a ****. It started when i was 14 and lasted untill i was 16. Not a day goes by when […]
Poole, Dorset
Well, this beautiful town that i live in is very nice if you ignore the *****. Popular names like ‘townie’ are popular here but we like to call ’em ****** and ***** too. We have some of the highest concentration of ***** here. Certain nice destinations like the leisure complex Tower Park are turned into […]
Helston, Cornwall
A non-descript market-town in South West Cornwall of about 10,000 people, this is a place of little prospects, but many many people living on benefit or doing menial jobs. Helston is quite a sleepy town during the day, where nothing much happens, but come Friday and Saturday nights, the place is a living hell-hole! Around […]
Poole, Dorset
A lot of ***** can be spotted roaming about in nearby “sunny” Bournemouth but a great deal of them don’t live there and only visit with the aid of a bus or a stolen car. The council are desperatley trying to make Poole Quay upmarket (the super-expensive Sandbanks is just up the road) but the […]
Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire
Affectionately known by locals as ‘Chucks-bury’, this small picturesque market town on the edge of the cotswolds has become a breeding ground for carrot-crunching **** pondlife! Using the local dialect, they greet all outsiders and people who have failed to attire themselves in the the latest offerings from ‘**** sports’ aka ‘sports soccer’, with phrases […]
Plymouth, Devon
Where can I start? Girls with huge bellies wearing cropped tops, pram pushing 12 year olds, young lads with blonde curtain hair smoking bnh’s…most ****’s drive up Royal Parade in their kevved up motors, mostly Nova’s, with fat exhausts, blaring out **** anthems and horrific cheesy ‘dance’ music. I cannot believe that no-one has posted […]
Weston-super-mare
you just have to be in the highstreet. they will be there. it is the chaviest town because it is full of *****- and of all the towns i have been to it is the chaviest. tons of people with (fake) burberry scalves and hats, nike hoodies, the girls walk round town in the evening, […]
