Shipley, it’s a town that you’d like to forget visiting

Living in Shipley, Yorkshire

Shipley it’s a town that you’d like to forget visiting, it is full of pissheads, take the Sun pub for instance, what a ******** that place is, the food is no better than what my dog throws up, the last time I had a meal in there I had to go outside and chew grass […]

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Hull – Officially Rubbish

Living in Hull

Following the revelation by Channel 4 that Hull is the worst place to live in England, based on official government statistics, the local “news” programme Look North has been in uproar. They have over the last few days been wondering the streets of ‘Ull asking the locals what they think. They originally asked Kate Aidy […]

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Hull

I have the mixed (or mis) fortune(s) to come from a council estate in East Hull. Sadly, the vast majority of what is written on this site pertaining specifically to the **** population of Hull is true, as are most of the opinions on the council estates, and some of their ********* inhabitants. For those […]

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Keighley

I would like to nominate keighley as the ultimate in **** towns. The variants of this cancer located in Keighley are far worse than the average **** found elsewhere. For a start a, lack of designer labels you won’t find much Burberry, Stone Island etc round here the average **** would more likely be wearing […]

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Whitby

After a recent holiday, I must tell all you ****-hating normal people about the most wonderful place… Whitby. This has got to be the LEAST ****-******** place in the whole of the country. When I arrived at this coastal town, the place seems strange because of it’s sheer LACK of *****. I searched and searched, […]

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Doncaster North

Welcome to your brief guide to the North of Doncaster. In this i’m going to mention the following areas which i personally have knowledge of: Sprotbrough Village Sprotbrough Cusworth Scawthorpe Scawsby Those of you who have ever been in this area will notice that I have listed these in a decending order. If a person […]

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Pontefract

Well after reading a review on a previous town that i lived in, i thought it was injustice for pontefract not to have a review on its utter chavness! After living in pontefract for the last 5 months i have discovered that there is something different about this town, not only does it have its […]

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Bradford

Forget the Bronte sisters. The most famous author from Bradford is the person who writes the tourist guide. However, if burberry caps, creole earrings, and verbal abuse are your thing, then welcome to paradise. For the best discounts in ****-wear, visitors are advised to head for the newly “revamped” Oasis shopping centre where bb caps […]

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Wetherby

Wetherby. What a sad tale. This once quiet market town has now been invaded by repulsive, ******** creatures, donning their crappy fake barberry caps (buy one get 5 free down the market) and Kappa shell suits. A few years back and people did not know such ******* existed, but now, at least one person falls […]

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Bradford

On arrival in West Yorkshire’s Pound Shop Paradise you will be greeted by a swathe of rancid smelling, stripy topped translucent, skinned pond **** swarming the streets of Bradford like extras from Dawn of the Dead. Bradford has often pretended to be something it can clearly never achieve, but this is something that can hardly […]

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