Bedford, the place is riddled with strange and backwards people

Living in Bedford

Bedford, what a **** hole. Having lived here all my life I still struggle to find anything remotely good about the place. The town centre is ridden with ***** and drug dealers, and the area is never short of a murder or two. The place is ridden with strange, backwards people who appear as if they […]

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Hertford

This town is small, very small full of nice buildings but unless you either want a haircut, to get pissed or eat it’s useless. The place is dead during the day, more shops closing down than opening, when they do reopen its as a hairdressers!! There are only so many haircuts you can have. Bonus […]

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South Oxhey, I am scared to go and get a take away

South Oxhey, Watford, Property guide and review

South Oxhey, well where to start? I am scared to walk down to get a take away, because of the amount of youngsters that sit out side it impersonating whoever they want, if anyone dares stand up to the youths they reply, “come round the corner where there are no cameras and you’ll get cut […]

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WARE, HERTFORDSHIRE

Well, Ware is a beautiful market town by day………But as the darkness comes, sure enough the ****** hood-**** come out. Big group normally in amwell end by rail crossing, ‘chavvin it up’, shouting “bruc bruc, gimme a ten bag bruv innit blud”. ******* **** *****…always trying to intimidate the commuters as they walk home. And […]

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Bedford, It’s never ending, It’s hell

Living in Bedford, Bedfordshire

Imagine living in a perpetual state of fear and apprehension. Imagine every Lodis and Costcutter has a gang of 14-21 year old mixed race hoodies standing guard at the doors, making gun signs with their fingers, whilst showing the rear end of their boxer shorts to all and sundry. Imagine every walk down any pavement […]

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Lowestoft: the land of gormless men & severely pale and overweight single mothers

Living in Lowestoft, Suffolk

So, unbeknownst to me, the UK has a group of possible contenders for the scenario witnessed in Battle Royale. This group of people are known as Lowestoftians. I’m pretty sure if we stuck them all on the Isle of White and told them to off each other, they would walk straight into the sea and […]

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Harlow, Essex’s answer to Pripyat

Living in or moving to Harlow, Essex

What to say about Harlow…a place that new town planners had taken their primordial scalpel to and butchered leaving characterless housing estates and banal shrines of grey concrete that for some reason were supposed to represent progression, prosperity and modernism. For example Terminus House, a huge monstrosity at the epicentre of the town that both […]

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