Hunstanton (Norfolk) – Chav holiday heaven

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Whereas Badajoz may be a popular holiday hotspot for those chavs educated enough to actually know where Spain is, I fear that the great uneducated majority of chavs subsequently opt to holiday in the UK. Of all the places they could go to for sun, smoke and slappers (Southend anyone?), many flock to that strange west-facing spot on the east coast – Hunstanton.

Hunstanton has all that the discerning chav could want on their holiday…

– A large amusment arcade on the seafront, packed to bursting with those grabber machines where the younger chavlings can put away a weeks worth of their parents dole money on trying to win a cheap cuddly version of the donkey from Shrek.

– A larger and even more tacky looking funfair where one can witness young male chavlings rampaging around pretending to shoot people with plastic toy guns while Mummy and Daddy chavs can hurtle about on the dogems knocking seven bells out of anyone who gets in the way.

– Next to the funfair a large mobile home park where a chav can rent a little something that looks exactly like home. The nearby Tescos gives Mummy and Daddy chav somewhere to send the chavlings whilst they sort out an increase in forthcoming benefit payments and maybe a larger council house in the only way chavs know how…

– A nice long seafront where the elderly and overweight male chav feels content to strip to nothing but his shorts and gold necklace and go for a piss in the sea. His wife can slouch in a deckchair, her bright pink low-cut top and tight white 3/4 length leggings contrasting so nicely with her orange tan and too-short grey hair, and smoke the afternoon away whilst eyeing up the 20 year old out for a paddle as a potential toyboy.

Not nice…

I tell you, Badajoz may be a chav mecca but it beats this dump hands down, the paella would be better for a start…







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