Darlington used to be a nice place to live, but the whole place is now full of travellers and *****. The average **** is always walking around town, friend/baby in tow. No job and no life, the ******** tend to live in **** hole estates called Branksome or Red Hall (plenty of crappy estates in […]
i am surprised you havent already included Slough, as it is the most ********* town in the west! ok, so not west, as it is in the south east. anyways. Slough is a hugely ****** town where all the ***** tend to congregate on a weekend down Queensmere where they like to ‘go high street’, […]
possibly one of the earliest **** towns to exist. Birkenhead is the second capital of Merseyside and is just across the water (oh Ferry cross the Mersey etc) from Liverpool. Used to be known for its shell-suits and scallies- this culture has now evolved into what can only be described as Proffesional Chavism. This spralling […]
I lost my virginity in McDonnalds in Croydon one saturday afternoon when I was about 13. Now I’m on TV almost every day, so it didn’t do me no harm. When I was a lad there were only 2 McDonnalds in Croydon. These days there’s about 5. If that’s not political correctness gone mad I […]
This has got to be the number one dumping ground for all the benefit loafs of surrey, a trip down dartmouth avenue will make you realise just how lucky you are only to be driving through this dump. Every street corner is littered with ***** trying their hardest to attract a ********, sporting the usual […]
Huntingdon (or C**tingdon as it is better described) is without doubt the ********* place in the whole of East Anglia (and thats including Ipswich). The colonies of ***** that march from the wasteland that is the Oxmoor estate each Saturday are a sight to behold. Whether it’s watching the boys tearing along the ring road […]
Ahh, Croydon – king of all **** towns, famous for finishing in the Top 10 of the **** Towns and being the only town to feel “robbed” by their finish… A place famous throughout the UK for being a **** hole and got beaten by somewhere like Telford in it’s bid to become a ******, […]
I would have to say and no one can even attempt to argue with me, that the town of Kiddeminster is the chaviest ever in the world of ****. If ***** had a country of their own then Kidderminster or Kiddy as it’s known would be the capital around the town centre of which they […]
Home of the largest housed traveller popualtion in the UK (Star Lane) and also probably the biggest JJB Sports. ********. […]
The Chesterfield **** is unfortunately as predictable as any other, with the preferred hot spot being McDonalds. It’s a particularly good one, as there are three sides of the building exposed to loiter round, all with walls that can be sat on. One of these sides has a row of market stalls adjacent, selling very […]
Anyone who’s ever visited this little ***** town will tell you that it is the **** capital of the world. Population 10000, 9000 parts ****!! The younger ***** tend to habituate the recreation ground on a friday/saturday evening and you are sure to find a burberry clad ***** choking lying motionless choking on his own […]
a pesudo-posh market town which is actually a fertile breeding ground for chavdom. **** spotters from far and wide flock to First Bowl (fondly known as Fist Bowl by those in the know) to study ***** aged 15-21 in their natural environment – Ibiza hard house and plenty of pills and cheap lager. Wokingham is […]
