Yeovile or Yobvil as it is better known

Realistically named Yeovile or Yobvil by locals, visitors can appreciate the dire state of the town centre as soon as they arrive and park in one of the tatty car parks surrounded by derelict/semi derelict buildings. Ukrainians settling here probably feel well at home as the Council’s town centre ‘Yeovil Refresh’ programme has turned it […]

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Burnt Oak: The open-air asylum of North West London

Burnt Oak is the Body Odour of North West London. If you unfortunately find yourself in this hellhole, seek refuge immediately. You’d think the home of the first ever Tesco would be notable, yet death is a better option than living in this place (The Tesco branch chose it as well). The moment you step […]

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Northampton is one of the most backward towns in the UK

Just like others have posted about Northampton being a cesspit, I’d like to add that the council are so [*allegedly] backward (prehistoric imbeciles). It is run by Conservatives. I don’t know how they win the local elections… take a few guesses 😉 They were placed in special measures because they squandered so much money. No […]

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Melksham: It’s Grim Down South

I have the misfortune of living in Melksham for most of my life, and I was genuinely surprised that it not received the honour (or dishonour!) of appearing on this list. Lying in between the equally deplorable town of Chippenham and Trowbridge, Melksham is sadly another example of how decades of decline and social issues […]

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Peterborough: Santa Claus is not coming to town

As I walked through the town where I grew up, to meet my brother for a Christmas drink a single thought keeps running through my mind. The thought being that Thanos might actually have been right, though when it comes to Peterborough he was only half right. As I stroll through these dystopian streets one […]

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Egremont – crushingly depressing

Egremont, Cumbria. Words can’t express how desperately depressing this forgotten hovel is. “A convenient gateway to Wasdale and the lakes” they say – but NOTHING including convenience can justify a stop, or even a dive through here. The outside of pubs and shops tell you all you need to know. They look boarded up despite […]

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Chulmleigh, Devon: Death by platitudes

Having had the pleasure of living in Chulmleigh for many years, I can say that it is nice. However, if you are looking for true local Devon folk, aside from those clustered in the cemetery, you won’t find too many. Like other parts of North Devon, Chulmleigh has fallen victim to net migration from counties […]

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What you’ll witness in Cullompton will haunt you for the rest of your life

I’m utterly gobsmacked that no one’s mentioned Cullompton yet! On the surface it’s a quaint, quiet Devon town but the harsh reality is that it’s overrun with ch@vs. You will lose track of the amount of hoodies that you’ll see, Cullompton (or Cully as the locals call it) has to hold the record for the […]

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Hoylake: a level of purgatory dante couldn’t describe

If a later day Virgil were to lead Dante through Purgatory he would come upon Hoylake and description would fail them and they would not wish to linger long. ‘Hoylake is nice’, the words uttered by an estate agent is like a diagnosis of dementia, or a slow growing tumour that will ultimately **** you, […]

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High yield buy-to-let investment in 5 South East towns

It is a common belief that buy-to-let yields are higher in Northern England, but here are 5 high yield places in the South East where yield potentials are as much as 5.5% and even higher. We’ve identified 5 towns where there is a high demand for rental properties and property prices a generally lower than […]

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Green Mortgages: A Guide to the Best UK Lenders and Products

In recent years, there has been a growing interest in green mortgages in the UK. Green mortgages are designed to help borrowers purchase more energy-efficient homes. This is important because energy-efficient homes use less energy, which can help to reduce greenhouse gas emissions and improve air quality. What are the differences between a green mortgage […]

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8 affordable towns for renters across England

Renting can be expensive, especially in major cities. With getting on the property ladder becoming increasingly impossible, we have picked eight affordable towns for renters across England. These towns offer a lower cost of living than the major cities, while still having a strong economy and low unemployment rates. The percentage of the average monthly […]

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