a pesudo-posh market town which is actually a fertile breeding ground for chavdom.
C**v spotters from far and wide flock to First Bowl (fondly known as Fist Bowl by those in the know) to study c***s aged 15-21 in their natural environment – Ibiza hard house and plenty of pills and cheap lager.
Wokingham is also a hotbed of ‘modding’ – with fat pipes reaching epidemic proportions.
Showcase Cinema in nearby Winnersh is a popular meeting place for the geezers to show off their souped-up novas and clios. (Why don’t they just spend the money on a decent car??)