If anyone lives here or has been near it you will know what I am talking about! The Town centre if a breeding ground for lesser life forms! Places of interest included the bus stop, skate park and the Farnborough Gate McDonalds that attracts the car krews! Anyone that knows my pain please add to […]
This town really is the breeding town of “yung *****”. Thrown out of the house until mum’s boyfriend is back from the pub and asleep on the Argos sofa, teenage chavsters are really at a loss for something to do. Even though they’re gobby enough to talk their way into out of town pubs who […]
The local ***** hang around the primary school on weekends, smoking weed and drinking stella – as can be seen on their ridiculous website http://www.bls-nights.com. Please note the “burberry” caps and inch thick gold jewellery bought from Argos. or nicked from ******. i do love these guys so very much. […]
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww………. If there was ever a town in Herts that is quickly losing the battle against the spreading bacteria of “****” it is Houghton Regis. I have stayed a few times overnight there (not by choice) and throroughly enjoyed being woken up every 15 minutes by the roar of Vauxhall astra engines screaming past the […]
Definitely **** central!, the place is ******** with them!, take a walk round and see the sights and definitely the smells!!!. check out grand central on a friday night, the place is awash with fake burberry, white trainers and **** up novas playing “Bangin Chunes!!”. lots of chavetts as well all with BIG gold earings […]
this is a town that as soon as you get off the train you just want to go home, i mean everywhere you go there are teenager girls pregnant with their trackies, bling bling jewlerry and non pregant girls look pregnant cos their fat hangs so much out their ****** boob tube style skirts and […]
Where can I start? Girls with huge bellies wearing cropped tops, pram pushing 12 year olds, young lads with blonde curtain hair smoking bnh’s…most ****’s drive up Royal Parade in their kevved up motors, mostly Nova’s, with fat exhausts, blaring out **** anthems and horrific cheesy ‘dance’ music. I cannot believe that no-one has posted […]
I am a pervert of the lowest order. Despite being professional, successful man I find myself drawn toward ‘********’ girls. My wife, a beautiful articulate creature who has never worn trainers or Burberry check in her life, would murder me if she knew my longings. I embrace our trips to the Market on Saturday with […]
Let’s just say the girls wear so much foundation they wander around looking like Willy Wonkas oompa loompa. They hang-out outside tescos mainly, but sometimes outside McDonalds. […]
full of scally ********, burberry cap wearing *****, on every corner of every part of the town, strutting about with their socks tucked into their tracky bottoms, *****!!! they even have there own accent in corby, its bad enough that the majority of the corby population is scottish, but they have added an extra twang […]
macdonalds, kfc, pavillion shoppin centre, even though no money to buy anything, but there is an indoor market in there selling all the latest fake brands…royals nightclub is a favourite especially on under 18 nights…where many a 13 year old **** gets inpregnated……outside the civic centre waiting for thier mums to sign up to yet […]
Welcome to Bracknell, just outside of London. A small, narrow-minded and utterly pointless provincial dustbin. A mass construction of ugly grubby council estates and tacky chain shops. Watch the pathetic little ******* **** each other senseless through boredom after 11.30pm when the pubs chuck them all out. Key spots include outside The Point, at the […]
