Newton Abbot, Devon

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A town with highest Novas per Chav count in the country. You’ll find them hanging around the standard Spar Shop/GP Stores with that pissed off, Acne stained look of depression that haunts them for the rest of their meaningless existence. Burberry and Von Dutch have only just reached here so its like an explosion of… Read more »

plymouth

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Plymouth,a.k.a plymuff. plymouth is easly decibried in three ways. 1-shopping,cody,louies bernard,jjb. 2-“chav it up”,jesters,dance acdmy. 3-place ov chav,”budo” “swilly” “ham” “whitligh” “devonport” A simple week for the janner chav will involve working as a dealer selling a few eights or quaters to the “beys”.earnig just enough money to buy some “white lightning” or “blue moon”… Read more »

Exeter (aka Ex’Ta)

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Welcome to Exeter, otherwise affectionately known as “Ex’Ta” by its moronic chavish minority. Out of all of the cities in the entire UK, Exeter has to be one of the least chavish, for the meantime, that is. The city centre is relatively clean and is favoured by residents and tourists annually, although always incredibly busy… Read more »