Torquay

If you fancy watching ***** fight any night of the week, I can recommend no better place than Torquay for quality solid wall to wall no-holds-barred duking it out guaranteed non-stop nightly action. It’s also the place to go for 24/7 street vomiting and urination, police abuse and hearing the phrase “are you looking at […]

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Newton Abbot

Well well well….what can i say?!?! i have lived in and around newton abbot for most of my life, something which I am most certainly NOT proud of. Although it does have its good points, such as it makes any holiday you go on so much better as you’re so glad to get out of […]

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Bideford

I wouldnt vote this the most chaviest town, but this is where all rejected ***** move. Bideford has the highest population of “**** wannabe’s” as most of the population of bideford has not stepped foot off of their front doorstep. Most people have addopted the **** regime as highly popular, and a way to make […]

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torquay

hello fellow **** bashers, i am aware that a report has already been filed on Torquay, however i feel the intensity of chavness is so high it deserved another. It immedieatley occured to me upon arrival in the glorified hell hole of devon known as Torquay,not unalike skegness, that there was a townie rule of […]

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Dawlish

Dawlish used to be a sleepy little town, lots of ducks and fetes. Some arseholes obviously, every town has their fair (or unfair) share. Something terrible has happened … there has been a mass exodus from places such as Coventry and Newcastle. The pubs are full of ****, the ducks get kicked by **** and […]

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Newton Abbot, Devon

A town with highest Novas per **** count in the country. You’ll find them ******* around the standard Spar Shop/GP Stores with that pissed off, Acne stained look of depression that haunts them for the rest of their meaningless existence. Burberry and Von Dutch have only just reached here so its like an explosion of […]

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