Brixham – once such a happy little town…

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Brixham (or “Brick’am” as the inbred locals seem to like calling it, or “s******e” as I call it) is a small fishing town on the South coast of Devon. Now, it may sound idyllic enough but unfortunately the chavvy cancer of the big cities is slowly spreading its way down to even the further reaches of the country – namely Devon!
Where I live is thankfully a generally quiet and pleasent enough area, but over the past year our local square – St Mary’s Square – has slowly become an unwilling base for the debased moronic filth that have, for the most part, kept away from our part of the town.
It started with a few teenage louts parking their scrawny, worthless behinds on the bench that is situated just outside an archway leading to St Mary’s church, but before long more and more c***s started to recognise the square as ‘the place’ to hang out in Brixham (and for the life of me I still can not fathom why).
Much to the annoyance of the locals (me included) these useless sacks of unwashed, bumfluff-ridden v****n were soon downing their Hooch, pissing in the archway, swearing and intimidating passers-by, tearing bits out of the ancient graveyard wall and basically acting like 100% c**v filth. Oh yes, lets not leave out the “fat, Marylyn Manson obsessed, BMX riding, Nu-Metal loving” c**v variant that I’ve seen hanging around the more well-known “wigger-bling but have no actual money Eminem-clone” types, acting just as bad.
Soon enough a petition was circulated and a CCTV camera had to be installed (what’s the world coming too!?) to monitor the unruly mob. Soon after a curfew was introduced by the local police (Ha ha! C**v filth! Piss off!) and they all crawled away to their council houses and unemployed fat-assed mothers to spend their nights eating micro-chips and alphabites in front of the rented TV…

Well, it would be nice to say that the c***s were no longer an issue for St Mary’s square, but unfortunately the mouthy little townie sods have indeed returned and I fear it’s gonna start all over again…


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