Carlisle- Where we’re closed minded t**ts!

Carlisle, Property guide and city review

Ahh, Carlisle. The sights, the smells, the wonderful fast food outlets. And if you’re very lucky, on your visit to this historical town, you might NOT see the resident species. *****. They’re everywhere. Street corners, Mcdonalds, The Lanes seating area. Even Woolworths is ********. Experience the thrill of walking into town and having such colourful […]

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Workington is the armpit of Cumbria

Living in Workington, Cumbria

Ah, I have noticed that an esteemed person has already noted Workington for its chavtasticness. Well, I think that it is my duty to the world to add to this. Simply Workington is the c**v armpit of Cumbria. Everyone knows that, they all congregate in their c**v-mobiles ever weekend by the bowling alley which is […]

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Carlisle, so bad the Scots don’t want it back!

Living in Carlisle, Cumbria

Where can a person start when talking about the all-round classiness of a place locally known as, without irony, ‘The Great Border City’? Well let me try and sell it to you: 1) – For those who find the local  Aldi a bit upmarket, we have a Lidl chock to the brim with home brand […]

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