Ah Blackpool, what a nice place if you a ****** mummy and smoke weed all the time. The lovely sights of drunken people spread around town centre. And that tower what a sight of scaffolding covering a massive rusty metal pointless point. Don’t go to town after 6:30pm alone may end up dead.
If you ever have a sunny day while in Blackpool you can treat your girl to a horrible bag of chips and a un clean horse ride up and down prom. If that doesn’t float your boat you could always go to the piers. Don’t worry they always look like they about to fall down. If hear sexual noises under north pier it’s just the locals having naughty time, that is totally normal thing.
While in Blackpool all you smell is weed, McDonald’s, KFC and dried up piss! Don’t ever smile or look at a local you may get robbed. The massive trend in Blackpool is them weed leafs hoodies that say “addicted”. Blackpool great “family” holiday
Blackpool: The less than salubrious Seaside
Blackpool (******** of the world)
Blackpool, a bog-log bobbing adventure by the sea
Blackpool – Probably Britain’s Worst Place
All in all Blackpool is a bit ****.
Garstang – Had enough of the modern age?
Blackpool: The seaside slum of littered beaches and ****** benefit bums
Blackpool: Through the Rectum of the 5th horseman and out to Dante’s cesspit
Cleveleys: the morgue of Blackpool